Guess what I have playing OVER AND OVER in my head?

Give up?

Well, I don’t blame you for not guessing it right because it’s not a song.

No. It’s a FREAKING SENTENCE. In a FREAKING FRENCH ACCENT:

“If you wish to see the chef, you will have to wait until all the other customer have gone.”

OVER AND OVER…and OVER my HEAD!

Of course, it’s from my monkey’s favourite movie, Ratatouille, WHICH we have watched almost every day since we got it. We got it some time in December.

“Anton Ego is just another customer. LEZ COOK!”

ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

It won’t stop!

A-NY-WAY. I can still talk to you, even though I have Collette babbling away in my head….

So, this weekend? Some interesting things transpired.

I drank my first Starbucks Chai Tea Latte of 2008…. Yes I did. I had it with soy milk — mmmm….so creammmy and sweet! Why am I not freaking out at myself in my usual self-denigrating style? Because I’m happy about it.

Once a week, Gorgeouses. I’m allowing myself my favourite thing in the whole world once a week. Because this diet thing sucks. Yes, BECAUSE this diet thing sucks, I’m allowing myself one day a week to have my favourite things. And, that day would be Saturday.

So, this Saturday, I sipped my chai in a new way: savouring every single little sip! I enjoyed my favourite Italian grilled vegetable sandwich. And, I munched on my favourite Sunspire Sundrops (the all-natural edition of M&Ms). Mmmmm….

I also mixed all these treats with a healthy dose of speed walking (not the geeky kind), and a healthy, home-cooked dinner. Check it…CHILEH:

That looks a bit like vomit, doesn’t it…. Well, it tasted better than it looks. Josh-O and the monkey loved it. So there!

I also bought a pilates DVDV (as the monkey calls it…hee!). We’ll see how that goes.

In other news…, Josh-O and I (well, I) decided that we needed to watch some quality FILMS for once — instead of just the usual action/adventure movies we love. So, we rented Elizabeth. And, it was fabulous. Kate Blanchett is probably my favourite actress now. She was unbelievable and beautiful and, like, soooo Elizabeth. I’m also in love with Geoffrey Rush as Sir Francis Walsingham….

HEART!

Most of all, HOWEVER, I love love LOVED Daniel Craig as the psycho priest…. I WISH I could find a picture of him in his sexy Elizabethan priest costume, but, ALAS, I can’t. So, I give you the closest thing to it:

HAAARRRRR!!!

So, yeah, Josh and I did the intellectual thing and LOVED this movie. Only problem with it was that, about halfway through, I realized I’d seen it already. Hellooo! Oh well. Still loved it. And, can’t wait to see Elizabeth: The Golden Age, even if it IS supposed to be mediocre. Because I love me some period flicks and, of course, SOME CLIVE OWEN as Sir Walter Raleigh….

Can I get a HAAAARRRRRRR!!!

And, in still OTHER news….

Today, at a 9:30am birthday party (thankyouverymuch), I resisted THIS:

And, instead had this:

How very, very boring.

Hmph…, cheaty little monkey….

“If you wish to see the chef, you will have to wait until all the other customer have gone.”

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