Okay, there’s a new hottie in town. No, I’m not breaking up with Clive Owen for the new hottie. But, we’re sort of having a little fling….
Last night, Josh-O and I rented this movie:

Lucky Number Slevin. Have you seen it? It’s a little violent for my usual liking. But, it was worth it. The dialogue was fab. The cast was, well, just look whose in it: Morgan Freeman, Ben Kingsley, Stanley Tucci, Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu (for whom I now have a newfound admiration), and, hottie hot HOTT, Josh Hartnett! Seriously, I never thought he was hot before this! What was I thinking. Just LOOK. AT. HIM.:


I’ll say it again. I did not know he was this stunning before I saw this movie. I am stunned. Awed. Sweating now….
Sigh….Anyway, I highly recommend the movie, not only to gawk at Josh Hartnett in a towel (for a good part of the movie, mind you), but also because it’s a seriously great flick. Check it!
And, speaking of checking it, I just posted TONS of gossip, and more cheaty recommendations (including one by the Cheaty Monkey herself!, at Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip. If you get a chance, please stop by!
Happy Thanksgiving, my fellow Canadians!

P.S.: I’m on day 5 of the detox. I’m only allowed to eat apples, pears, raw greens and cruciferous vegetables. Can you say BARF? I’ve added bananas and berries because, f— it, I can’t do those shakes without them. I’m up to 4 shakes a day, too. Aside from the barfiness, I’m feeling great, and I’ve lost 3 pounds! I’m convinced that everyone should do this, say, once a year. It not only cleanses your body, but also cleanses your relationship with food. I have a whole new appreciation for healthy foods like, erm, bananas…. Seriously, I’m totally not craving sugar anymore, and looking forward to when I can eat GRAINS and LEGUMES and DAIRY again — I’m not even thinking about muffins and chai tea lattes! Now, that’s truly miraculous and beautiful.
Wish me luck watching my family feast tomorrow night (Thanksgiving dinner), while I graze on raw greens and apples (*barf*).




















Jenny October 9th, 2006 at 5:39 am
I did the soup detox diet once and got soooooo sick. I think I might have come down with the flu right in the middle of it but after than I could never even think of that soup without wanting to vomit.
Blech.
But Josh Hartnett? Not so blech. Not so blech at all! Who knew?
Laural October 9th, 2006 at 8:07 am
Josh Hartnett – yummy! I love him. I haven’t even heard of that movie though. So will definitely rent it. I hate the feeling of going to the video store and feeling like I’ve seen everything – and then walking out with a Dora video!
Good luck with the detox.
Honestly, I’ve been doing weight watchers for months now and on Thanksgiving I ate whatever I wanted. I got so sick after. weird. I think bodies like healthy food better. Cleansing is hard though.
ali October 9th, 2006 at 8:12 am
now you’re talking. get over Clive (also? what kind of name is Clive?) and move on. Josh HArtnett is HOT. i’ve alkways thought so. black hawk down? mmmm…delish.
Tug October 9th, 2006 at 10:07 am
I’m still kinda eh on Josh…I’ll have to check out that movie – haven’t seen it yet. NOW you’re talking with the shakes…banana’s fine, but strawberry banana…nummy!!
Chris October 9th, 2006 at 10:09 am
Is it me or does he look a little like a young Tommy Lee Jones? I know…sorry…didn’t mean to burst the bubble.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Steven Novak October 9th, 2006 at 11:39 am
Oh ya, Josh Hartnet gives me lots of boners…
er…no…wait…I shouldn’t have typed that….
Steve~
Mel-J October 9th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Kudos to you, Haley-O for sticking with the detox program! I couldn’t do it. I don’t even like eating leftovers the next day, let alone having to down the same shake four times a day, several days in a row. Now that’s true will power!
Palmtreechick October 9th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
You should have waited until after Thanksgiving to do your detox. Good luck with dinner.
I’ll be thinking of ya.
Peggy October 9th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
ALright.. I like you and all but let’s get one thing straight. JOSH HARTNETT IS MINE. I will not share him and you need to back the fck off, little woman!
Don’t make me get the claws out. They’ve been used for this cause in the past and it was not pretty!
Peggy October 9th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
oh I almost forgot – kiss kiss – hug hug!
Haley-O October 9th, 2006 at 10:09 pm
Excuse me Miss Peggy, but I’m dating Clive (no matter what Ali says!)
But, you can have Josh back as soon as we’re done with our little fling, biatch! xoho!
Thank you everyone for your support during this detox. BLECH! and ZZZZZ…. But, it’s all good….
Peggy October 9th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
Ok, I’ll put him on loan for a bit since you are so damn desperate and Clive dumped your ass. I know how it is!
Kiss kiss
XOHO
Peggy October 9th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
And another thing, could you post better pictures of my boyfriend please? I don’t want people thinking I date white trash! Dammit!
Haley-O October 9th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
Peggy, just so we’re clear: CLIVE DID NOT DUMP MY ASS. HE’S WAITING FOR ME TO FINISH WITH JOSH. And, my pics are sooooo much better than the one’s you sent me so SUCK IT! Jealous is as jealous does, so just wait till I’m done with him, and you’ll have your Josh back. xoxo!
Peggy October 9th, 2006 at 10:30 pm
Hey, are you reading that Super Nanny since you seen that picture of my princess shooting that bird? LMAO – you are smart. Keep that baby girl all kindz’ah sweet.
Haley-O October 9th, 2006 at 10:37 pm
Actually I haven’t started it yet. But, I just got it and plan on consulting it if (not when) my monkey flips the bird like your princess did in the pic (HA!). (And, since we’re being nice, now:) Loved that picture of your princess — she looks all sweet flipping the bird. It’s almost too much! She’s so so pretty! I don’t have to tell you that, though, you conceited little —–!
xo
Jenn October 10th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Loved this movie! have seen it twice already. Have always loved me some josh hartnett and lucy lui is hot. Very, very good plot twist. I wasn’t expecting it at all.
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