My cuz Miles has been KICKING BUTT (and then some) on So You Think You Can Dance Canada. I am beyond proud. Beyond.

By the way? Is “So You Think You Can Dance” not the longest TV-show title EVER? I tweet about Miles ALL the time, and you’re only allowed 140 characters per tweet. SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE takes up the whole dang thing. And, then add “Canada” to it? Blerrrg. I just HAD to point that out.

ANYWAY. Miles is breezing through the top twenty. He hasn’t been in the bottom three AT ALL! Canada LOVES HIM! And, you’ll see why when you check the VID:

I KNOW, RIGHT!? Abs, right!? ABS! Mine are the girlie version of that, FYI. It runs in the family. He got them from moi. Ummmmm…, no. Mine are nonexistent since I gave birth to two monkeys in 2.2 years. Well, they exist. But, they are mush.

One of my oldest childhood memories of Miles is from when we were really little, and I made Miles (yes, THAT Miles — ABS Miles) kiss all our feet. It’sgrandma got mad at us…. I don’t think Miles remembers that….

My cousin the sex symbol! Awesome….

Now for the toilet paper question….

Apparently, the way you place your toilet paper says a lot about you.

If you place your toilet paper face in, like so….

…then you’re a class act. This is the way it’s SUPPOSED to be done.

If you place your toilet paper face out, like so….

…then you have a little work to do on your classiness. Or, like me, you place your toilet paper like this JUST to be rebellious (Cheaty don’t need no toilet-paper rules to be CLASSAY)…. Sometimes, I even flip OTHER people’s toilet paper rolls around — just to mess them up a little. Seriously….

BUT, what does it say about you if your toilet paper roll ALWAYS looks like this…?

Any thoughts, Gorgeouses???

RASCAL! Step AWAY from the TOILET PAPER….

Hmph! Cheaty little Rascal….

Have you entered our CONTEST OVER AT GOODIES? Check it!

Love!

xo Haley-O

Okay, it’s 9:46pm. I’m waiting for The Hills to come on — even though the BEST Hills drama is happening in “real” life: Audrina and Lauren aren’t speaking because of the big rumour going around that Lauren hooked up with JUSTIN BOBBY. But, seriously, vulgar or not — what, with the burping — Justin Bobby is totally jumpable. Like, who wouldn’t?

Hott….

Oh yeeeeaaah….

Ahem. Where was I? The Hills. On in a minute. But, Josh-O’s watching Heroes, which is aiight, s’aiight dawg. A little too violent for me. And that Doyle dude is CREEPERS….

Eww.

Anyway, according to US Magazine, Audrina and Lauren are NOT on speaking terms because of this hott rumour, and Audrina’s contemplating her future on the show. But, we all know she soooo wants out so she can pursue movies she can get naked in….

Anyhoot! I made my butternut squash — GOURD — tonight! It was DEELISH. Not exactly a hit with the Monkey, but that’s only because I made it from scratch. Ahem. The Rascal LOVED it, though. Check the KITCH for the recipe. It’ll be up some time tomorrow. Here’s a preview….

IF you’re wondering whaddup with my GREY molars (not to mention NOSE!!!)? You were SO wondering…. I took a bunch of pictures of me and the squash so I could give you a semi decent one. Turns out, I had SALAD in my teeth the whole time. SALAD. THIS was the only one I could semi fix on photobucket. Then, I got swirl happy in the background. I know. Fab pic. I should do this for a living. Send me your pix for a FIX! Do you love it?

Now…. CHECK MY COUSIN MILES FABER ON SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE CANADA doing the Viennese Waltz! I hope you’re voting, Canadian Gorgeouses, FOR THE ENTIRE TWO HOURS! As the monkey says, “I ’spect it” of you! Heh. A vote or 200 is PERFECT. THANKS. Love….

Okay, so, yes. I expect the comments to be FILLED TO THE BRIM with your thoughts on how GORJ he is and ADORABLE and TALENTED! Wait ’till you see him in his element, Gorgeouses. At my wedding? (Did I tell you this?) We all got in a massive circle, and Miles put on his b-boy digs and KICKED IT! If he reads this, by the way? He’s going to think I’m the biggest nerd. Just saying. His MOM reads this blog, though (HI AUNT SHELLY!), so feel free to go ON AND ON about Miles’s awesomeness in the comments.

Love! xo Haley-O

P.S. HALLOWEEN CONTEST OVER AT GOODIES. CHECK IT!!! And, by the way, the FREE TAROT readings are by email. So, no time or phone call involved! Sweet!