Gorgeouses, I come bearing gifts today! I’ll give you the best one first. Here. TAKE HER!:

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This dog, Betty White, is a mud magnet! She loves to get down and dirty. So we bathe her, as the Rascal would say, “a lot a lot of.” It’s obviously great having an entire lake at our disposal for just such a purpose….

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The second gift is actually a poem I heard when I got in the car the other day and spontaneously turned on a Deepak Chopra radio show. I guess it was poetry night, but I’m not sure. I was in the car for 5 minutes, just long enough to hear this poem start-to-finish — kismet. The poem’s a little extremely intense, but it speaks to me, so I thought I’d share it with you….

The grapes of my body can only become wine
After the winemaker tramples me.
I surrender my spirit like grapes to his trampling
So my inmost heart can blaze and dance with joy.
Although the grapes go on weeping blood and sobbing,
“I cannot bear any more anguish, any more cruelty,”
The trampler stuffs cotton in his ears: “I am not working in
ignorance.
You can deny me if you want, you have every excuse,
But it is I who am the Master of this Work.
And when through my Passion you reach Perfection,
You will never be done praising my name.”

– Rumi (1207-1273).

I know. Woahhh. Still, it’s hard to get through entire novels these days. So there’s kind of nothing like a good poem from the dark ages to brighten your intellect, at least for a little while, right?

The third gift is a song and an idea mixed into one. I got this idea from the fabulous Kris Carr, and my kids and I are loving it (plus it’s great exercise)! Here goes: Dance to one song every single day. Inevitably, if you dance to one song, you’ll find you want to dance to two, three, etc.. Here’s what we’re dancing to today, one of our faves…. DANCE!

The fourth gift is just a gift I got today. I got to go to an ashtanga yoga conference. I brought the Monkey with me because I love the community so much, and I thought it’d be good for her to absorb some of the culture and positive energy.

While she drew pictures on my notebook, I listened intently to the wise David Robson explain why ON EARTH we do this extreme style of yoga 6 days a week, come hell or high water, children climbing on me or dog pawing my head, cats licking my mat or self-defeating thoughts plaguing my brain. And he talked about issues that really hit home for me — given my recent newsflash.

I think, to borrow his words, I’ve given my negative thoughts about myself and my body “a home” since I gained all this weight, to the point where I haven’t been able to even imagine myself slim again — which is problematic when your doctor gently suggests you better lose weight or else! By practising the very challenging Ashtanga yoga every day, I’m practising recognizing, and hence changing, such (negative) thought patterns.

So, eureka. Gift. I hope that helps you too. Even if you don’t practice yoga, it’s helpful to recognize the thoughts that contribute to what ails us.

When I get on my mat every day, I do in a sense go to battle. Not only against (or alongside) some of the more challenging poses of this practice, but against anxious or self-conscious thoughts that get in the way, attachments, and against time — which might actually be the biggest, most telling battle of all.

Love!
xo Haley-O


I give you, Gorgeouses, a poem inspired by one of my FAVOURITE POEMS of all time “This Is Just To Say,” by William Carlos Williams. Check it….

This is just to say
I have found
The banana piece
That was on
The floor

And which
You were probably
Saving
For later

Forgive me
I stepped on it
So sticky
And so gross.

There’s a new post, FINALLY, up at Cheaty Recommends! Josh-O and I went to a MOVIE! Check it!

Vegetarian recipes coming to Cheaty Kitchen later today…. So, look out for that!

xo Haley-O


As you know, Rascal turned one year today! It was so sweet. He’s such an unassuming little guy. He really doesn’t ask for much — aside from Mum Mums and me not sleeping. Yes, the other day, I thought I could bypass the JINX, but apparently not. I have poem:

Never ever ever
EVER
Tell anyone your baby is sleeping
Through the night

Because THAT SAME NIGHT,
He will SCREAM HIS CUTE
(SO CUTE)
WEE ARSE OFF

And said scream will physically
GRAB YOU BY THE HAIR
And DRAG YOUR SORRY
(SO SORRY)
Arse into his dark room

Where you find the
BLOND BOY
Sitting bolt upright
SCREAMING (at?) for you
Through closed door.

Anyway! Rascal had a great day. Except for the 15 minute afternoon nap I forced him to take. He hated it. Threw tantrums before and after. Picture little blond boy lying ON HIS BACK, BIG blue eyes sparkling with bulbous TEARS. Poor little guy just HATES SLEEPING. Life is gooooooooood. Heh.

So, great day. Best of all, it’sgrandma threw a party for Rascal. Family and some close family friends (who are basically our FAMILY) came to celebrate. It’sgrandma made SUCH a big deal — which was so special for me. I’m fahklempt just thinking about it. MY little boy. It was ALL for MY sweet, unassuming little boy. Fahklempt!

Check it…!


DECORATIONS!


My wine…. Actually, I don’t usually drink. Because, when I do, my tooth throbs. Yeah. Weird. Sucks. Anyway.


The birthday high chair!!! How sweet is THAT!?


So much food…. And, the Rascal LOVED it. Ate everything. Shoveled it…, which is why….


…he had to go topless most of the night….


Cake and kisses!


SO MANY GIFTS! (And, Daisy, my sister’s dog. I LOVE Daisy….)


Love…. And, SO LOVE how he spent his whole first birthday party half naked! Hee…!

Happy Birthday, my little Rascal — my little love. You are AMAZING and SWEET and WISE and WONDERFUL. I celebrate you every day. I love you beyond.
Love, Mama
PS: pleaseletmesleeptonight….

xo Haley-O