I’ve been under the weather the past few days. But that doesn’t mean there’s been nothing to blog about. There’s been hella lots to blog about. My favourite, though — and we’re keeping this short because I’m still under the weather (even as it SNOWED today) — has to be a certain birthday card that a certain cheaty little artist made for PAPA’SHERE on his birthday….

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I’ll give you a tour of the card starting from that square thing, bottom-middle. Shall we? Okay. Bottom middle, you’ll find a BIRTHDAY CAKE. How convenient on a birthday card, right? I love it! To the left, you’ll find a PEPPERMINT. The next several pieces, culminating in that orange boxy-swirly thing on the right, are “BIRTHDAY KLITES” (kites). And, then, at last, BOTTOM RIGHT, we have Papa himself, apparently, reclining on the couch. Shall we have a closeup on that one?

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Yes, my friends, this is phallic art at its finest. “Monkey,” I asked, “what’s that thing there in the middle of Papa?” “It’s a stick, Mama!” Of course, a stick. How convenient on a birthday card.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAPA!

Love!

xo Haley-O