I’ve been under the weather the past few days. But that doesn’t mean there’s been nothing to blog about. There’s been hella lots to blog about. My favourite, though — and we’re keeping this short because I’m still under the weather (even as it SNOWED today) — has to be a certain birthday card that a certain cheaty little artist made for PAPA’SHERE on his birthday….

I’ll give you a tour of the card starting from that square thing, bottom-middle. Shall we? Okay. Bottom middle, you’ll find a BIRTHDAY CAKE. How convenient on a birthday card, right? I love it! To the left, you’ll find a PEPPERMINT. The next several pieces, culminating in that orange boxy-swirly thing on the right, are “BIRTHDAY KLITES” (kites). And, then, at last, BOTTOM RIGHT, we have Papa himself, apparently, reclining on the couch. Shall we have a closeup on that one?

Yes, my friends, this is phallic art at its finest. “Monkey,” I asked, “what’s that thing there in the middle of Papa?” “It’s a stick, Mama!” Of course, a stick. How convenient on a birthday card.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PAPA!
Love!
xo Haley-O












































Jennie Menke said, December 7th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Perfect! My son gave each and every family member a weiner! Always thought it was funny. We had a head sitting on a horizontal line with legs coming off that and a weenie in the middle. He did that for years. Enjoy!
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SciFi Dad said, December 8th, 2009 at 6:42 am
That’s great. I love it when random things like a phallus or kites make it into a card.
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Hollie said, December 8th, 2009 at 7:43 am
Ha Ha, that is awesome!!!! Too funny =D
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ali said, December 8th, 2009 at 11:00 am
LOVE it!
maria said, December 8th, 2009 at 9:05 pm
So cute, she’s quite an artsist!
Teena in Toronto said, December 8th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
I hope you’re feeling better!
LAVENDULA said, December 9th, 2009 at 1:59 am
hahaha! that was too funny i should show you some of stinkerbells pics too funny! hope you feel better soon and hope your dad had an awesome b-day.
Dina said, December 9th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
Too funny! She is a great artist, just like mom!
Marie-Christine said, December 10th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
LOVE the birthday card! Funny funny funny Monkey!
I’m sorry I haven’t been around lately, end of semester is taking it’s toll on me, I’m working all the time!! I hope you’re doing good
Goofball said, December 11th, 2009 at 7:49 am
so funny
and does daddy think blogging about the stick that made it to the card is convenient too :p?
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