I get a complementary facial every month. It’s basically an honorarium for being brand ambassador for my favourite company Pure and Simple, which involves sampling their latest products and offering feedback. Their new foundation, by the way? — OMG, TDF (to die for). Anyway, last month, September, I had NO FACIAL. Why? Because I didn’t have THE TIME.

This very thing — the fact that I didn’t have the time for my September facial — made me realize I desperately need to simplify my life. “GLARGH,” I realized, “I don’t even have time for my monthly facial! My free facial! And if I don’t have time for my once-monthly facial, I sure as HELL don’t have time to go to the gym.”

That’s what I surmised. So….

I quit the gym….

Yes, the other day I went to the gym all ready to workout for the first time there in FOUR MONTHS. But, my heart was IN MY BELLY. It’d been there for hours. I was dreading walking my arse through that door again, dropping the sad Monkey off at daycare, and shaking it to another high-speed AC DC song. GAH!

So, I canceled my daycare spot and b-lined it to the membership office.

“Are you sure you want to quit, Haley? I feel like we’ve done this a dozen times already,” the membership salesperson said.

“I know. We have. At least a dozen times. But, I quit. I can’t make it here. And Monkey doesn’t want to go to the daycare.”

“Well, you could do the reduced rate: 4 visits a month for $9.”

“Nope. Can’t.” I stated bluntly, thinking I CAN’T EVEN GET TO MY FREE FACIAL.

As the stress of HAVING to go to the gym gracefully fell away (as soon as I signed the cancellation papers), I knew I had to QUIT MORE THINGS.

I have yet to figure out what those things are.

Needless to say, I will NOT be joining Facebook. I don’t have the time! And if I DID have the time, I’d fill it with a KRUMP class instead  — because holy Tara-Jean on So You Think You Can Dance Canada tonight. Awesome.