Guess why I have can’t come to the blog right now….
I’ll give you three hints:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Mariah Carey
3. Susan Boyle
Give up? And, NO, it has nothing to do with my windswept hair or kick-arse singing voice — talk to me after you hear me sing in the shower — but nice try.
Like Lindsay, Mariah and Susan, I had a classic case of CELEBRITY EXHAUSTION SYNDROME (CES) last night. Yes, it started out with a major headache. We’re talking headache of the century. I was even convinced to take a pill, and I never take pills. But, taking the pill was for naught because, alas, I THREW IT UP. And, after I THREW UP the pill and my entire dinner and I believe some lunch (isn’t this lovely?), I FAINTED.
I FAINTED!
FAINTED FAINTED FAINTED.
Josh didn’t have the camera on him, so we’ve done a little reenactment for you. Here:
That was me. Only, I was in my underwear (very glam), and half in and half out of the washroom. And there were no kids around. They were sound asleep. Until 2AM, when Rascal decided he was “done” sleeping: “MAMA, I DONE! I DONE!” I don’t think so!
So, I feel like crap. Although not crappy enough to cancel on Jenifer-Lyn this evening — GNO (girls night out) HOLLAH!
I’m not sure exactly why I fainted. I haven’t fainted since that one time? in university? I drank too much? And I dropped at the FRONT of the Karaoke bar…. On my way out of the bar, EVERYONE asked me if I was okay….
With Rascal up every night (maybe he’ll start sleeping through the night before his Bar Mitzvah?), and the astronomical volume of my current workload, it’s no wonder my body SHUT DOWN and said NO MO! I DONE! It does that sometimes. I better listen to it and get some rest…. I’m still totally WOOZY.
Love!
xo Haley-O
SciFi Dad said, September 15th, 2009 at 6:11 am
Uhm, just for the record, when you’re in university and you drink so much alcohol that you can no longer stand, that’s not called fainting; it’s called being drunk off your ass.
Just for the record.
Renee said, September 15th, 2009 at 7:54 am
sounds like a migrane headache! ouch! although I haven’t heard of passing out from one before.
Perhaps a trip to the doc is in order.
hugs
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Chantal said, September 15th, 2009 at 9:04 am
oh my, take care you!
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LAVENDULA said, September 15th, 2009 at 9:39 am
oh Haley are you ok? hey that glam panty shot would’ve been priceless to see hahaha. i hope you are feeling better.get some rest xo
FPIESmommy said, September 15th, 2009 at 10:05 am
I love the reinactment! Hope you are feeling better. Hugs.
Alicia said, September 15th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
I hope you feel better!
Marie-Christine said, September 15th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
My mom has an habit of fainting every once in a while (I believe it’s got something to do with low blood pressure). One time, she got up in the middle of the night, not feeling so well. She went to the bathroom to pee but just as she was, you know, wiping herself, she fainted. She fell face first, underwear down, her nose started bleeding because she had fallen on her face. You know, just a very glamorous moment for my dad (who found her) and her to share. She was ok though, it’s just such a funny story!
I hope you can catch up on some sleep and try to eat lots of iron and proteins, it cannot hurt! xoxo
Marie-Christine said, September 15th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Oh, and the reenactment was hilarious!!!!
Multi-Tasking Mommy said, September 15th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Headaches = NOT FUN! Been there done that with the take pill and puke it up. NO FUN, NO FUN, NO FUN!
My Little Man freakin’ better be sleeping through the night next year (he’s a year younger, right?!)…oh man, I don’t know if I could go another year like this.
I had a headache today too
Took my meds and they helped, but I went through the nausea thing too today.
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Nenette said, September 16th, 2009 at 8:01 am
Oh, no! Fainting = not good. Take care of yourself, girl. And awesome reenactment! “Mama, I done! I done!” is so adorably funny… probably not at 2am, but still.
Have an awesome GNO.
Rosebud & Papoosie Girl said, September 16th, 2009 at 9:53 am
I love the reenactment, very authentic! Hope you are feeling better and seeking out some much needed rest.
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Teena in Toronto said, September 16th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Oh dear! I hope you’re okay and feeling better soon!
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Haley-O said, September 17th, 2009 at 12:01 am
Feeling MUCH better! xoxo THANK YOU!
Jill said, September 17th, 2009 at 11:43 am
You better take care of yourself too, Mrs! That means getting enough sleep(I presume you still aren’t) !
Country Girl said, September 20th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
Reading this late but OMG sugar – TAKE CARE OF YOUR GORGEOUS SELF!
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