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I can’t come to the blog right now. Washing my hair. Eating corn. Swimming. Lounging in hammock. Buying forgotten diapers and sippy cups. Drinking behr. Watching Ratatouille again, Big Brother. Tweeting. Being a bitch Fighting major Starbucks Withdrawal (capital S, capital W). Reading ma book, and flirty gossip magazines — OMG, Heidi Montag posed for Playboy and, wait, why, pray tell, does that surprise me? Listening to crickets, loons, cows…, crickets. Spritzing the kids every five seconds with sunscreen. Begging Monkey to eat anything other than APPOH JUICE (cursed apple juice). Schvitzing. Swimming. Schvitzing. Swimming.

I can’t come to the blog right now because I am IN THE COUNTRY. Back soon!

LOVE!

xo Haley-O