Why am I not blogging today? Or, yesterday? Or, the day before? You ask? Because I’m too busy. I can’t believe it. I’ve never been TOO BUSY to blog. What’s worse (if that’s a bad thing) is that I have SO MUCH to tell you. Here’s a tidbit: 1) GLAM book launch (at which I look entirely too large in photos — but, we all know I have body issues); and, 2) AYURVEDA consultation (during which Indian doctor stuck his fingers UP MY NOSE). More on those later this week. For now…, I have HEADACHE. Dizzy, throbbing, head-splitting headache. WHY? You ask (or not)? Because I spent the entire afternoon/evening at Monkey’s first a dance recital. And Josh is away (wah). So, I had to get both kids ready and out the door for an AFTERNOON/EVENING full of dance dance dance. TWO SHOWS for one little monkey.

I’m SO proud that she got through it…. SO proud that is was HER that the audience was laughing with at because she was making binoculars with her hands — instead of dancing — to try to see us in the audience(!). And, her cheeks have NEVER looked so big. Her hair NEVER so cute and poofy. Oy. I couldn’t take it.

It was during that little number (what, 30 seconds of two ONE-HOUR shows) that I realized my big girl….

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…is still such a little little girl….

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And, then on the way to the car I realized I lost my keys. See these?

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They’re my mother’s set of keys to my house, WHICH I’m now using. MY keys — car AND house keys, EVERYTHING — are somewhere in downtown Toronto. Likely in a sewer grate because I, my exhausted children, my parents and MAJOR PREGGERS sister AND her little boy looked everywhere for my poor keys.

THAT’s why I’m not blogging and have headache today. KEYS! I LOST ALL MY KEYS! Dammit.

LOVE!

xo Haley-O

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