Umm. So. Josh-O went to Vegas last weekend for a bachelor party and to play the World Series of Poker Tournament. We’ll not talk about the WEEKEND-FROM-HELL I had flying solo with a sick Rascal and an (almost) FOUR-YEAR-OLD. Sigh, yes, I’m learning about the terrible fours. But we’ll discuss another day — because today we’re all about Josh.

Josh, whom I had to BEG to let me take a picture of THE EYE until he finally gave in just so I’d SHUT IT (not the eye…, my mouth).

Yes, somebody had one too many drinks on an empty stomach and spent the first night there praying to the GOD OF PORCELAIN and, apparently, popped a blood vessel in his eye…, or a thousand. Check it (but, BE WARNED — is graphic!)….

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AAAAAAACK! GAAAHHHHHH! EEEEEEEEEEK! Can you STAND to look at that? The first time he showed it to me, I almost ran to the washroom and popped a blood vessel. It is soooo disgusting.

I told him to go get an eye patch, but he’s decided to wear his shades EVERYWHERE — including to business meetings. Heh….

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Can you see the poker tables in his eyes…? Ugh!

…Much better (although our living-room pillows are, indeed, complete eye-sores….)

Anyway, he played the entire first day of the World Series Poker tournament with some pretty well-known poker dudes. Anyone know Greg Mueller? And he managed to get us some PHO-TOS. 

The p-p-p-poker table….

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His room (which was one among many)….

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Crazy, huh?

Needless to say, as soon as Josh busted out, the paramedics sent him to the hospital, and he was released with a “we see this all the time, no big deal.” The Canada customs officer said the same thing the next day….

And, since this post is supposed to be all about Josh-O, I give you this final picture….

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Tigger in the sun…with my croc. Isn’t it precious? And, I’ll have you know, I got clocked in the head by the kitchen cabinet to get this picture. And, see, that’s dedication. DEDICATION, baby.

Speaking of crocs…, should I bring my crocs to BlogHer? Did you catch that, by the way? BLOGHER? I’M GOING TO BLOGHER: BlogHer ‘09: In Real Life. Oh yeeeeeah…! It’s in Chicago. Just booked my flight. My lovely peeps at bTrendie are sending me….

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Weeeeeeee! Cannot WAIT! And, I promise to share ALL with you, of course!

LOVE!
xo Haley-O

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