Too long. The past two days have been too long. Josh-O’s been leaving early for work and arriving home LATE. Very late. And I have WORK to do. I have NEW JOB to do.
Two days in a row — yesterday and today — I haven’t started my work until 8:30pm. Last night, I went to bed at 2AM because of it. I’m exhausted. But, I just had to tell you and to say hi, Gorgeouses.
Not only do I have this GREAT new job, which I’ll tell you more about very soon, but Kids Deserve Art orders are OFF THE CHARTS. I, like, need to start FILING, or something. Don’t get me wrong, I am THANKFUL: I love giving my artists work, and the money I make goes a long way toward supporting my Starbucks habit (and a charity or three, of course)….
So, I finally bought myself a daytimer. I took Monkey and a dosing Rascal with me to buy a cute little eco-friendly daytimer and biodegradable pen — from my new favourite store, PISTACHIO. The daytimer is made with soy-based ink and recycled paper, HOLLAHHH. Check it, and check my workspace now — not ever this NEAT, by the way:

When I bought the hot new daytimer (which is way too small, of course, but whatevs), I told Monkey I’d buy something for her, too. So, what’d she buy? Not a fabulous eco-friendly puzzle, gadget or funky wooden toy, but AN EGG (and TWO beads at the neighbouring bead store — she found that uggers third, yellow bead on the street). A FREAKING EGG:

I didn’t complain, of course, because the thing was $3.50 AND 50% off…. But, huh?
Also huh? I asked Monkey to go upstairs and clean her room thinking MAYBE she would do it? Not 5 minutes later, she came downstairs wearing THIS….

When, AT WHAT AGE, do they start cleaning their rooms? Because I’m getting a little TIRED of being her SLAVE. And, while we’re asking questions, can someone please tell me why children insist on standing DIRECTLY in front of the TV no matter how humongous it is — is it to make me anxious? Must be….

ANYWAY….
I REALLY have to learn to multitask. Or, no. I REALLY have to learn to FOCUS on one thing at a time:
1. NEW JOB — and ONE task at a time while focusing on new job.
2. KIDS DESERVE ART — and one customer at a time while focusing on Kids Deserve Art.
3. FREELANCE WRITING — I have so much writing due it’s not funny, and here I am chilling with you…. Love….
4. BLOGS (sometimes known as “procrastination,” ahem).
Thank GOD, I’m getting a part-time nanny three mornings a week now. I’ll go to yoga one morning, work the next, and maybe, say, if not too-too busy, read a little at the corner Starbucks the next…, or at some Starbucks far far away where I know NO ONE….

I’ve been reading that novel for MONTHS.
It’s a great challenge being a “work-at-home mom.” It’s a great challenge spending the ENTIRE day — from dawn to dusk — hanging out with TWO little peeps who think standing up on the highchair during dinner is hilarious, who refuse to share, who get off on hitting each other, who think THIS is DA BOMB….

…BUT, who is JUST starting to play independently (HALLELUJAH!)….

It’s a great challenge spending the whole day with these cheaty little monkeys — and then to get to work. But, it’s also so rewarding: I get the best of both worlds. I get to stay home with my kids AND I get to have a career (with yummy meetings! I’ve always loved MEETINGS). Amazing.
Ooo… I think I want to put “Jai Ho!” as my new blackberry ring tone. It’s my new “Eye of the Tiger” — totally pumps me up…. Hmmm…. I’ve got Lily Allen’s “The Fear” on it now…. What’s on your phone?? Do tell!










































Lindsey said, April 23rd, 2009 at 10:31 pm
I’m supposed to be working now too but reading your blog instead, of course!! I squeeze it in whenever I can… worrying about summer when O is home full time instead of every other day… Will fantasize about a nanny 3 morning a week in the meantime!!
Our plates are full but s’all good, right??
NEWMOM said, April 24th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Yay Haley I am SO happy for you about both the new job and the part time help!!! You TOTALLY deserve it. You are going to feel so much better having some time to yourself.
I too have trouble focusing; I think it’s a result of spending a lot of time with a toddler who rarely focuses on one thing for more than a few minutes at a time.
Anyway, ENJOY some relaxation time and take advantage of it!!
LAVENDULA said, April 24th, 2009 at 8:45 am
hi Haley,i’m so happy for you…can’t wait to hear more about your job.and enjoy having a nanny and some time to get stuff done.or to just relax.and sorry to break the news to you but cleaning their own rooms…still waiting.and i don’t have a cell phone shocking no?xo
Renee said, April 24th, 2009 at 8:45 am
DD is 11 and I’m still waiting for her to clean her room! okay, I’m kidding…she does “clean” it, if by cleaning you mean cramming everything into the corners of her room. @@
Congrats on the new job. I hope you can catch up when the nanny is there.
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Chantal said, April 24th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Howdy Haley! Just wanted to say hi!
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Maria said, April 24th, 2009 at 9:22 am
My 5 year old is not allowed to watch TV or play downstairs until he cleans his room, which is somewhat “making” his bed & picking up anything that’s on the floor, putting them where they belong. It works well but I just started this routine in Sept, when he started SK.
My phone has is a line from Family Guy, which is sometimes embarassing when I’m among collegues but still makes me laugh every time! he he he
Kami said, April 24th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Blogs=procrastination I wouldn’t know ANYTHING about that….nope, not me
It is the best of both worlds, I have been doing it for almost 4 years now and I will be doing it for at least 4 more or maybe longer. Nothing beats working at home!
Congratulations and trust me, it will get easier as your monkeys get older
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Teena in Toronto said, April 24th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Wow! I got exhausted just reading that! I can’t imagine living it!
Cyndi said, April 24th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
My kids stand right in front of the tv too. What is up with that? I’m sure everything will fall into place and get much easier when you get used to the routine and your help starts. I need to get a part time nanny, or maybe a part time house keeper instead!
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Marie-Christine said, April 24th, 2009 at 9:33 pm
I don’t know how you do it… I’m so lazy, I need my many hours of ME time every DAY! Ha! Anyway, you’re great!
And I can’t wait to know what is that job of yours!!!!!
sara said, April 25th, 2009 at 7:30 am
I have a 4 year old and he cleans his room like a champ!
I break the tasks up into individual chores (go pick up all the dirty clothes), and he even makes his bed! (one comforter, just pull it up)
and ringtone? Killers ‘All these things that I’ve done’
Keep going! You’re doing great!
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