I never know what I’m going to find when I check on Monkey at night. Tonight took the cake, though. AGAIN, a BED full of stuffed animals AND a bed full (and head full) of little teeny weeny STATIC-Y styrofoam balls that she found in a fake gift box (not worth explaining).

Bed….

And floor….

And teeny tiny styrofoam balls that I made her pick up one by one. “This is not going to be acceppable, Mama,” she says….

Of course, I helped her. Of course, I did most of the cleaning up. Because, of course, I have twittering to do, and Part Two of The Bachelor: After the Final Rose to watch…. And, OH CARP, thanks to this photo, I now see someone went to sleep with those freaking “hair fings” on her wrist. The last time she did this her hand turned purple. Be right back.

Back. And it was nothing. She took the “hair fings” off and put them on Uniqua‘s wrist…. (Not worth explaining — but Uniqua’s an INSECT. She’s totally an insect, no matter what the show’s creator says. I KNOW. Because I’ve seen more episodes of The Backyardigans than HE has!)

Okay, this shouldn’t even be a post. There’s nothing to it. I just thought, since I wasn’t going to do a post today anyway…, what’s the harm? Wanted to have it on record. For me. Us. Want to remember and celebrate this and other insignificant, mundane details of our lives…. And this was just so…Monkey. Poor little thing was so into her Styrofoam balls — not realizing they were a DISASTER and BEYOND inappropriate bedtime (or anytime) toys…. Just. So sweet. That’s all.

So, what’d you all think of The Bachelor? I, of course, found it endlessly fascinating — even though it was totally scripted. Do I think Jason Mesnick’s a “douchebag” for dumping his fiance Melissa on national TV? Naaah. This is what reality TV is all about. It made for GOOD TV. Good CRAP TV. My favourite kind. I enjoy it EVEN as much as the INCOMPLETE SENTENCE. A lot. So, basically, I blame the network. The network’s the “douchebag.” Besides, Jason and Molly are CEEWT together….

I got 3 hours of sleep last night. Rascal is still a TERRIBLE sleeper. The end.

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