On some of my darker days, I’ve woken up in the morning to the sad notion that “I have nothing to look forward to.” As one of the grandfathers at Monkey’s preschool says, “Parenting young ones is like Groundhog Day: the same dang thing every day.” (I added in the “dang” part). I love this guy, by the way. Love it when he picks up Monkey’s friend from school. He looks just like James Cromwell of Babe fame….

Yeah, Grandpa totally looks like him. Only without the pig — which is too bad because LOVE PIGS (as you know), so if he had one, I’d be all over it.
Where were we? IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!
So, so, SO! I have something very exciting coming up. FOR ME. FOR MEEEEEE! (And extra “E”s are WARRANTEDDDDD!!!)
By the grace of the UNIVERSE and some very GIVING loved ones, I am….
I’M GOING TO BERMUDA!!!!!
And that’s not ALL….
BY MYSELF!!!!!
Yes, I’m going to Bermuda. Hold on a second. Can we get a little bling here, please?

OHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!
Gorgeouses, I’m going to Bermuda for four days (three nights) at the end of the month to see one of my BEST FRIENDS OF ALL TIME — “Erna” — and her awesome fiance Matthew get married. I honestly didn’t think I was going to make it. With the economy the way it is right now, who’s traveling? But, (and I can’t get into it here) MIRACLE stepped in. And MAMA’S GOING TO BERMUDA!
By myself….
I’m not sure how I’ll handle being without my kids, in all seriousness. I haven’t been sans kids for THREE AND A HALF YEARS. And, all of a sudden, I’m going FAR AWAY for three nights? Four mornings without Rascal’s morning snuggles? I don’t know how I’ll deal.
Oh, but I’ll deal….
In the meantime, we are officially in OPERATION: BERMUDA mode. The diet dial is on full BLAST so I can MAYBE get into a bathing suit when I go walking along the beach ALONE with iPOD.
Gorgeouses, I’m going to Bermuda. I’m going ALONE. I’m going to PARTAY. I’m going to see Erna get married….
Love!
xo Haley-O










































Lindsey said, March 1st, 2009 at 11:00 pm
Thaaaaaaaaat’s soooooooooo aweeeeesooooooomeee!! OMG!!!!!!
Yay! 4 mornings of sleeping in, a loooong nap on the plane… and BERMUDA with your BFF. Yay for you!!
erika said, March 1st, 2009 at 11:07 pm
EEEEEEEE!!! I am so happy for you!
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workout mommy said, March 1st, 2009 at 11:07 pm
OMG!!! That is awesome! (and please, can you stuff me in your suitcase?!?!)
i love the groundhog reference too, so very, very true!
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Karen Sugarpants said, March 1st, 2009 at 11:19 pm
omg so lucky! have fun!
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Jumbleberry Jam said, March 1st, 2009 at 11:39 pm
Oh my! How totally exciting!! Congratulations!! Can’t wait to hear all about it
Renee said, March 2nd, 2009 at 12:28 am
Congrats on your trip! sounds like loads of fun! I learned this awesome secret when we went to Hawaii… you don’t have to worry about what you look like in a swimsuit there cuz everyone else looks worse! Seriously, the beaches in Hawaii were NOT filled with a bunch of seriously well toned bodies.
oh and I love James Cromwell! Babe is my favorite movie EVER!
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Kalli said, March 2nd, 2009 at 3:17 am
That’s fantastic! I want to come too!!
SciFi Dad said, March 2nd, 2009 at 7:12 am
You are so lucky to have family like that. Enjoy your trip.
(Oh, and what will you do sans kids? Get drunk. Really, REALLY drunk.)
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Matthew said, March 2nd, 2009 at 7:48 am
Haley – we are super excited to have you attend our wedding. While obviously we all have to live more frugally during these times, I really believe it is important to keep doing positive and inspiring things. You can’t just wait the recession out in a bunker – beauty and pleasure inspires the kind of hard work and creativity that is important to pick ourselves back up again.
Anyway, so glad you are going to be there for Jill – it means so much to her.
Matthew
NEWMOM said, March 2nd, 2009 at 8:18 am
That’s AWESOME. I am so happy for you-you totally deserve this!
And I can totally relate to the “nothing to look forward to” mentality…it sucks!
Drea said, March 2nd, 2009 at 8:25 am
wow! so cool! I’ll be in panama next week but not alone.. jus twith Caleb. I havent been since I was 8 or 9.. get to visit my family and show off my cute lil man hehe.
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JavaChick said, March 2nd, 2009 at 8:34 am
Haley, that is wonderful! I’m sure it will be hard to leave the monkeys behind, but I hope you have a fantastic time and come home feel recharged.
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Emma said, March 2nd, 2009 at 8:39 am
I think it’s awesome – you deserve it. Have a wonderful time.
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Laural said, March 2nd, 2009 at 8:45 am
That is AWESOME!!!!
I’m so excited for you. It will be wonderful.
I went away from Matt for a few days about 2 years ago. It was for work. But I managed.
Enjoy the sleep!
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Maria said, March 2nd, 2009 at 8:59 am
That really is GREAT news!!! I am so excited for you! When I go away form business 1-2/year I am so fine day 1&2 & then missing them like crazy day 3&4. The 1st night I usually sleep for like 12 hours because I am so tired normally…How exciting though!!! We may go away with family at end of Mar. too so I am totally on the strict diet bandwagon with you!
Chantal said, March 2nd, 2009 at 9:30 am
That is such wonderful news! I am so happy for you.
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Jill said, March 2nd, 2009 at 9:33 am
Rock on in Bermuda!!!
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Jenn said, March 2nd, 2009 at 9:34 am
Ohh so fun! My best friend and I went on a cruise with the Barenaked Ladies in February. I was so worried about leaving my 3 year old and 10 month old. I felt bad and guilty before, but had so much fun on the cruise. I didn’t feel guilty for one minute.
Enjoy it! You work so hard with those kids, you REALLY deserve it.
Jenn
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Jennie said, March 2nd, 2009 at 10:22 am
H*LLS YES!!!! I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU THAT I’M BLOGGING LIKE KANYE!!!!!!
Seriously, though, you will have a great time. You will get to relax, and you will be able to be fully there for Erna. Have fun! TAKE LOTS OF PICTURES! That way we can live vicariously through you!
LG said, March 2nd, 2009 at 11:03 am
That’s super-exciting!!! Yay!!! I’m happy for you!
We just got back from a cruise that went to Belize, Mexico and Honduras, and it was a-mazing. Never been somewhere tropical before, so it was extra-special! And you’re totally right…as soon as I got home I started wondering what I have to look forward to now. (Easter! And warmer weather here sometime, I hope…)
LAVENDULA said, March 2nd, 2009 at 11:09 am
Haley that is so awesome!!!!! have fun!!! and don’t fret over little ones they will be fine…i love babe what a great movie.i loves piggies…i am so excited for you…
Heather said, March 2nd, 2009 at 11:45 am
Awesome!!!!
I’m so happy for you Haley!
And you won’t miss Rascal’s morning snuggles because you will be asleep
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Teena in Toronto said, March 2nd, 2009 at 12:09 pm
I’ve always wanted to go to Bermuda. Someday …
Lucky you!
Sounds like you need a bit of a break … you’ll miss the kids deeply but it will be nice to have some Haley-time!
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Marie-Christine said, March 2nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Yaaaaaay!!!!
I’m so happy for you! You deserve that vacation so much! It is great to have something to look forward to! I’m always happier when I have a big project in sight. Hooray for Haley!!!!!!!!!!!! xoxo
porter said, March 2nd, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Awesome. Awesome that you are going to BERMUDA but even more awesome that you will be at your best friend’s wedding! Love that.
Alicia said, March 2nd, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I am sooo happy for you! Have lots of fun!!!!!
Carrie said, March 2nd, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Haley, that’s great! You are one lucky lady! What a beautiful place to watch someone you love get married…and have a few fabulous nights’ sleep! Take advantage of it, girl!
kgirl said, March 2nd, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Sounds amazing. Heavenly. Warm. Warm and amazing and heavenly.
I’m going to Hockley Valley for one night just w/friends for a wedding in April, and even that is sometimes too exciting for me to bear.
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Tabitha in Bliss said, March 2nd, 2009 at 1:18 pm
I’m so happy for you!!!! Please dance an extra dance for me!
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Kate said, March 2nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Oh it will be the best thing for you! The first time I left my mucky pup I was bawling before I left the house BUT the next morning when I woke up to the sound of silence I was in bliss!!! You will love it and you will love them even more when you get back ~ for sure!!
Dina said, March 2nd, 2009 at 2:18 pm
OMG! How exciting! I am so happy for you!
CJ said, March 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
You so deserve it!! Enjoy!
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Goofball said, March 2nd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Hurray hurray hurray for you! Woot woot
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newsinglemama said, March 2nd, 2009 at 4:41 pm
So happy and excited for you Haley!
Your kids will be fine, but I’m worried about Minden, who will cuddle with him at night?
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Rhonda said, March 2nd, 2009 at 5:46 pm
OMG! That’s incredible news. Lucky you! I am so jealous right now! Please can I come with in your suitcase?
it'sgrandma said, March 2nd, 2009 at 6:10 pm
Wow!!! Great supportive readers..and what a wise,heartfelt and sensitive comment from Matthew..he is very special. We will hold the fort…do not worry!!! Have fun, enjoy the anticipation! ooooxxxxxxx
ali said, March 2nd, 2009 at 6:21 pm
holytrip! AWESOME!
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dayn said, March 2nd, 2009 at 7:51 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee YEA!! You have yourself a wonderful holiday!!
Dianna said, March 2nd, 2009 at 11:01 pm
That’s so exciting! You totally deserve it and I’m sure that you will survive without morning cuddles for a few days and relish the sleep! Andrew and I are going to Hawaii in June and I am totally in the same mode you are: bathing suit!
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