Ear infections. He has two of ‘em. One in each ear. My little Fever Boy is now officially Ear Infection Boy. So, now I have to give him antibiotics — 3 times a day for 10 days. In other words, I have to PIN HIM DOWN 3 times a day for ten whole days. I am not happy about it.

He, at least, got a lollipop out of it….
And I’m not happy about antibiotics. I’ve never had to use them on the Monkey. So, this is a first, and I’m not sure how I feel about it. But, it doesn’t matter how I feel, does it? Rascal’s had a fever every night since Sunday, and he’s MISERABLE. He’s so miserable that I’M MISERABLE.
I can’t even tell you how miserable.
Of course, the lack of sleep doesn’t help. The problem is, though, that I’m now at the point where I can’t function. I feel like a terrible mother half the time because I have to drag my arse everywhere I go. I just want to sleep and drink chai lattes….
So, today, I actually took a nap. It was only for about 45 minutes and full of interruptions, but still, it was a nap. While I napped, Monkey watched TV and jumped on the bed, and Rascal dozed on my waist. At the last possible minute, I rolled out of bed and took Rascal to the doctor (it’sgrandma took Monkey grocery shopping…).
Don’t worry, Dr. Ed Harris wasn’t there today. A lovely woman took his place for the day, and I was THANKFUL. I could ask as many stupid questions as I wanted. YESS! And, I had stupid questions. Because I was tired. Tired enough to leave the house in brand new hoodie WITH the tag still on….

And, of course, I discovered the tag only after I got home from the TWO HOUR ORDEAL (the office was BOILING HOT and PACKED full of germy kids. can you say “NIGHTMARE”? how ’bout “COULDN’T BREATHE”?). Actually, Josh-O discovered it….
And, no, I’m not pregnant. I only LOOK pregnant. HEY, I was TWO HUNDRED POUNDS when I gave birth to Rascal (and I’m only 5’1″ – ish – tall), so, I think I look quite a’ight!
In other news, Monkey slept like this last night….

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Kalli said, February 27th, 2009 at 3:18 am
Poor Rascal!
My son had antibiotics when he was around Rascal’s age. It wasn’t too bad BUT the nappies!!! Doctors don’t warn you about how the infection gets out of the body. Good luck with that
Anne said, February 27th, 2009 at 8:44 am
So glad to see your tweet about 7.5 hours of sleep! Glad the antibiotics are working!
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Laural said, February 27th, 2009 at 8:53 am
That sucks about the ear infections.
But, maybe he’ll sleep better when he feels better?
We went through that with Matt
By the way, you look great. Despite the tag. I once left a sticker on my shirt that said “Large” and walked around with it. That was a winning day!
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newsinglemama said, February 27th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Poor baby! And poor you!
But you’ll see, he will get over this and it will all pass…
About the antibiotics, get probiotics for the Rascal to administer at the end of the ten days. Genestra has these great probiotics in liquid form. If you don’t, he will probably have problems in the poopoo department…
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ali said, February 27th, 2009 at 9:05 am
i’ve SO done the tag thing. too many times to count. sheesh. her bed KILLS me. kills. isabella is allowed to have ONE dolly in bed with her at night. i should NEVER let her see this photo!
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Valentina said, February 27th, 2009 at 9:11 am
oh poor Rascal… And I think you need a big tight hug as well!!!! I had to laugh out loud at the last picture! Too funnnnnnnny!!!
Chantal said, February 27th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Ohh poor Rascal and poor you! Take Care
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Renee said, February 27th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Love Monkey’s bed! DD’s bed looks like that too…covered in Webkinz!
Glad you found out what’s up with Fever boy. The antibiotics should help him sleep more…so much so that you’ll want to keep giving them to him. LOL!
you look great…even with your tag. If someone asks, you can say you just weren’t sure if you were keeping it yet.
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Chris said, February 27th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Hope Fever Boy feels much better soon!!
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Jumbleberry Jam said, February 27th, 2009 at 10:12 am
I feel like I’m reliving the first 22 months of DS’s 27 month life though your experiences. Hugs. Hugs. Hugs. And hope. We gotta cling to it (and be grateful Dr. Ed Harris wasn’t in).
Nap Warden said, February 27th, 2009 at 10:13 am
I hate the doc’s office. Never fun:(
So glad you posted the bed pic. Miss Peach has everything she can fit on her bed. Good to know it’s normal, right?
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erika said, February 27th, 2009 at 10:36 am
I can’t believe Monkey’s never had antibiotics — that’s awesome. Punkin had his first ear infection at 5 months. The diapers are bad, but maybe some yogurt would help? Punkin won’t eat yogurt, OF COURSE. The good news is that they work fast. Feel better!
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Kat said, February 27th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Oh my gosh! I couldn’t even find Monkey on the bed at first. HA!
We just went through a round of ear infections in our house. Each of my boys had it. And the thing with antibiotics is that after two weeks it is like it was never in your system. The reason people are worried about using them and building immunities to them is when they are used one after another for an extended period of time. You have nothing to worry about.
And I think you look great!
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LAVENDULA said, February 27th, 2009 at 10:39 am
awww poor baby but the antibiotics will clear up infection and then he will sleep better for you.wow you look so skinny.i am having sooo much trouble losing these last 30 pounds they will not go! arghhh maybe its because i’m peri-menopausal….stinkerbell wants to sleep in my bed and wants to bring 3 4 5 of her friends in my bed along with her own pillow and blanket…gosh you have to love them don’t you.
Marie-Christine said, February 27th, 2009 at 11:00 am
I had ear infections all the time when I was small, even had 3 surgeries to try and fix it (never worked though). Gosh how I use to looooove that antibiotic banana syrup! My mom didn’t have to pin me down to give it to me. She actually had to hide the bottle so I wouldn’t drink it all

You don’t look pregnant on the photo, you look beautiful!!! Really!!!
The Monkey is so funny in her bed
I hope you get better sleep now that the Rascal’s ear infection and fever will soon be gone!!
xoxox
Kristen said, February 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Poor girl! Poor Rascal! I hope you are doing better today and that he is feeling better. I am feeling your no sleep pain, so very tired…
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Denguy said, February 27th, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Kind of an E.T. shot.
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CJ said, February 27th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Hey, at least now you know why he would run the fever when he would! Those darn ears! And you do NOT look pregnant!!
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Dina said, February 27th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
You look really awesome Haley! I hope the Rascal feels better soon!
UrbanDaddy said, February 28th, 2009 at 8:00 am
The tag on the new hoodie is totally acceptable as a mom of small children. Everyone who would see it – and has kids – would nod in understanding. It’s all good.
As for the double ear infection… geez… I’m not sure what’s worse… that Rascal is probably miserable or that you have to physically pin him down to deliver the meds… Frustrating all around, indeed.
Be well.
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Teena in Toronto said, February 28th, 2009 at 11:32 am
Poor Rascal
I hope he’s feeling better soon.
Cute pic of the Monkey! It took me a while to find her
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Momranoutscreaming said, February 28th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
Omg! I have seen a bed like that at my house! It looks so uncomfortable to me but if that’s what they want…
At least you know why Rascal is miserable. Hope he feels better soon!
and yes, probiotics!(newsinglemama) yogurt or kombucha will work too
You look great! even with tag. You’re probably worth a lot more than the tag says
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Multi-Tasking Mommy said, March 1st, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Sorry I haven’t been around too much lately–struggling with lack of time, illness, tiredness and a very HUNGRY and not so tired 5 month old!
But, I can say I’m all caught up on your blog now
Sorry to her about the infection
Hope he’s better soon.
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Goofball said, March 2nd, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Can’t Rascal get his ears with ear tubes? My nephew has them as he was having a lot of ear infections too. it didn’t trouble him the least bit to get them.
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Taylor Blue said, March 4th, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Haley..you look amazing. And no I’m not being sarcastic either. You come so far! And now you get to go to Bermuda? I am so jealous!
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