At least twice a day — EVERY DAY — I spontaneously break out into this song….

WTF? WTF? WTF!?!

It’s been going on for MONTHS now. Maybe even years — and I only noticed it months ago…!?

Did my mother sing this to me when I was a baby, or something? Because WHYYYY? Why do I spontaneously break into the most depressing NEIL DIAMOND song ever. Several times a day?

Okay, I just asked it’sgrandma what the deal is with me and Neil Diamond. She says she has NO IDEA because she has hated Neil Diamond (not as a person) her whole life….

But, anyway…. IthinkNeilDiamondlookshotinthatvideo. There said it. Had to. Because I’m self-destructive like that.

If it’s not “Song Sung Blue,” then it’s the “Colour of the Wind” song from Pocahontas, which I love, and which makes perfect sense because I am a tree hugger….

Beautiful…! I love when I spontaneously break out into this song…. Love Pocahontas….

Do you have songs that you sing repeatedly day after day and for no apparent reason?

Discuss.

Here’s another example to get you going. My ex-coworker Tina used to break out into that La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-ah-la-la-la-la-la-la, Do-do-dee-do La-la-la-la-la-la song. I think it’s called “Loving You.” Yes, it is — by Minnie Ripperton. Check it:

Tina would break into this song ALL THE TIME and didn’t know it. I sat in the cubicle right next to her, and all of a sudden — “la-la-la-la-la!” I’d laugh so hard. I finally told her she was doing it, and she was shocked! We thought we might have to admit her to a mental hospital because of it, but NOW I understand. OH, NOW I understand….

SONG SUNG BLUE, WEEPING LIKE A WILLOWWW….

Hey, Gorgeouses? I got a dare for you over at the Kitch. Can you handle THIS?

Oh, and I finally started writing my FAQ page (up there on the right). Check it! And, let me know if you have questions for me to add….