It’s not a great writing day for me today. Even though I had a BEAUTIFUL yoga class, in which we chanted WHILE doing poses for TWO HOURS (total bliss), I’ve feeling utterly loopy. And, loopy is not good for the blogging.

Mostly, I’m loopy because I’ve been OCD’ing about soy this evening. Is it good for me? Is it bad for me? Can I, INDEED, drink my favourite drink — STARBUCKS SOY NO-WATER CHAI LATTE — every single day guilt free?

Unless I’m on the run, now, I ALWAYS get my chai latte FOR HERE. Because, as one of my fave baristas told me the other day, the Starbucks cups are practically non-recyclable because they’re lined with a thin plastic film…. Eeek. Something to think about, Gorgeouses. And, a good reason (aside from the soy issue) for me to stop drinking the darn thing unless I’m able to SIT THERE with MUG. The $35/week that I spend on this addiction is ANOTHER VERY GOOD reason to quit….

And, NOW, how can I write during this week’s The Hills episode? I mean, you’re telling me I’m supposed to LOOK AT THIS COMPUTER SCREEN while Heidi and Spencer are ELOPING (conveniently in front of The Hills crew members)? I mean that’s just TOO GOOD to miss.

Not that I’m a fan of the two of them. I’m TEAM LAUREN all the way. But, the “Speidi” fascinates me because they’re just SO RIDICULOUSLY FAKE! I mean, it’s INSULTING that they’d think for a minute that I, Haley-O, would believe anything they say or do….

It’s like they were MEANT TO BE together, though, because they both have the same middle name: “P.R.”!

But, omigosh, Heidi was totally DRUNK when when she agreed to marry him! He DID “drug her,” as her mom said to US Magazine! And, ew, they’re sitting in bed THE MORNING AFTER THEIR WEDDING with The Hill‘s TV Crew RIGHT THERE. INSANITY INSANITY INSANITY.

Sigh, I love trashy TV. How excited am I for Whitney’s new spin-off: The City. Cannot WAIT. Here’s the trailer…because you know you love it….

I CAN’T tell you I’ll be watching Brody Jenner’s new show, Bromance, though. OY! OF COURSE I WILL.

Ahem. See, I told you I shouldn’t write tonight.

But, if I WERE to write something about my day today, it’d be this: my kids, they LOVE each other now…!!!

It’s REALLY hard to see from these back-of-the-head photos, but they’re playing TOGETHER, and laughing hysterically. I’m cooking dinner, and HE is chasing HER around house…. Too cute. TOO!

Mmmm…, orange juice. I just had the biggest craving. Better now.

Yes, my little monkeys LOVE EACH OTHER. Rascal (who now crawls around saying HIS OWN NAME over and over) stands, holding his little arms out to the side to balance, grinning ear to ear, and the Monkey is screaming, “MAMA! LOOK! HE’S STANDING! HE’S STANDING! HE’S STANDING! COME SEEEEEE! COME SEEEEEE!” Apparently, the novelty of Rascal standing hasn’t warn off for her yet…. Of course, he loves it. She’s his personal cheering squad. Gorgeouses!? It’s so cute!

Finally…. If I WERE to write ONE MORE THING about my day today, it be about the curious thing I found while I was walking Rascal this afternoon….

An angel…. Talk about RANDOM. LOOK AT THAT THING! But, really, there’s no such thing as random. Perhaps this means something? Hmmmm….

And, WOW, did you hear this? Japanese scientists have found a way to read minds and SEE YOUR DREAMS!?!? I’m not sure what’s harder to believe: a world in which science can read MINDS? or that Heidi and Spencer are in fact in love and more than just a PR stunt….

Well, it was great chatting with you this evening….
See you tomorrow!
Love!
xo Haley-O

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