I decided to bring Thursday 13 back for today (at least). Kind of like how Justin brought Sexy back. I’m bringing Thirteen back. Unfortunately for him, Justin did NOT make People’s Sexiest Men Alive List 2008, and he didn’t make Cheaty’s either, as you’ll see below. Something about Jessica Biel. I think she pushed his sexy back — like a hundred thousand notches….

I am STILL down with the flu, or whatever this bug is. I CANNOT EAT. Which is, of course, not a bad thing. Still. Not enjoying the persistent headache and nausea and knee-joint-thingie (I know, I sound REAL attractive right now). The only thing I’ve been able to eat is popcorn (but only a little), and Rascal’s little CHEEKS! Oy.

On to the list. I had to make my own because I was NOT impressed with People’s. Mostly because — who ARE those men? Am I THAT out of the celebrity-gossip loop that I don’t know who three-quarters of those pretty people are???

Something has to be done about that. A NEW LIST. CHEATY’S SEXIEST MEN ALIVE! Check it!

Note: This list is in no particular order, and CELEBS only. If it weren’t celebs only, Josh-O would definitely be in there! And, the little Rascal. And, papa’shere. Oh, and MINDEN (but, Minden IS a celebrity. hmmm….)

1. But, of course, CLIVE OWEN! RAWR!!!

2. Jeremy Northam — The Tudors HOLLAAAAHHH!

3. Jonathan Rys Meyers — I repeat, The Tudors! ALL HAIL THE KING!

4. Joaquin Phoenix — any man who’s going to use his fame for ANIMALS is HOTT in my books.

5. Brad Pitt — Cheaty loves an environmentalist/activist…. He just keeps getting better with age!

6. James Sturgess — he had me at 21, and then stole my heart at Across the Universe

7. Adrian Grenier — Entourage gorjness aside, dude’s a MAYJAH environmentalist, and you gotta LOVE that.

8. Denzel Washington — how can anyone NOT LOVE Denzel…?

9. Wentworth Miller — the ONLY reason I allow myself to watch Prison Break….

10. Daniel Craig — I’m with People on this one. LOVE him as James Bond…. GORJ!

11. Blair Underwood — I’m also with People on this one. I’ve HEARTED him ever since Sex and the City: s-s-s-sexay!

12. MILES FABER — from So You Think You Can Dance Canada, happens to be my COUSIN! But, CHECK HIM:

13. MINDEN-O!!! — no one looks better in a tux…. Minden also wins for best KISSER….

Who are YOUR picks for sexiest men alive, Gorgeouses?

By the way. MILES? The AWESOME Mia Michaels was judging tonight and she LOVED MILES! She called him “AMAZING” and said she was his “BIGGEST FAN”! I mean, HELLOOOO? Does it get better than that? Congratulations, MILES! He did absolutely awesome tonight! And, if this post is disjointed in anyway, it’s because I’ve been on the phone while writing this: VOTING FOR MILES OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER…AND OVER!

xo Haley-O

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