Ripley’s, HERE WE COME!

On our HOUR LONG walk yesterday UP HUGE HILL, Rascal and I set a WORLD RECORD. No, it wasn’t for fastest, strongest walker in the whole world with BEST TECHNIQUE and TONED ARSE. No, we didn’t apply for that one. BUT, IF WE DID….

No, we won the WORLD RECORD for finding the BIGGEST FAREAKIN’ LEAF you EVER SAW. Check it:

This picture doesn’t really do it justice, but, I mean, that leaf is WAY BIGGER than Rascal’s head — which really doesn’t say THAT much, because Rascal has a teeny head. But, TRUST ME. People were stopping us IN THE STREET.

I was really excited to bring the leaf home to show Monkey. I figured, when Rascal tired of it, I’d just stow it away under the stroller for the rest of the walk. But, alas, he ripped it.

He ripped my beautiful big, record-breaking maple leaf.

My one chance at fame and fortune…. Alas!

I still love him, though.

Beyond.

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