I’m stuck in this computer, and I can’t get OUUUUUUT! Hellooooooo, out there!!! Gorgeous? You reading this? I’m STUCK!!!! GET ME OUT!

Actually, I’m not in the computer. I’m sitting at my dining room table. It’s Wednesday evening. And, Rascal has just thrown his entire dinner on the floor, on the wall, at me. My heart is pounding out of my chest, and all I keep hearing is my own voice in my head saying GET ME THE F-K OUT OF HERE!

Yesterday was TOO HARD. So, I woke up PISSED off that I had to jump out of bed and do it all again.

Also, yesterday, I had TWO rubber bands IN A ROW snap on me (OUCH), which tells me (maybe?) that there’s supposed to be TWO days of this continuous SNAPPAGE. So, tomorrow WILL be better.


Elastics on my cat….

Actually, maybe it just means that I’m going to have TWO Starbucks soy no-water chai tea lattes and I better SNAP out of it and get back on the stimulant-free wagon — BORRRRRING!

I liked what Kristen said in yesterday’s comments. She said she hoped I had a chance to “renew my spirit.” Beautiful…. The answer is NO. But, I want to go into tomorrow fresh. So, I think it’s time for a little spiritual renewal, shall we?

Ahhhhhhhhh. Better. Now, I’m going to bathe the Rascal, enjoy my chai latte guilt free — especially since, of course, IT’S MY LAST ONE EVER! Because, after the soy-cheese pizza I tasted last night? EWWWW! I’m actually starting to VOMIT IN MY MOUTH at the thought of soy milk or cheese. So, good. This might be the end of the CHAI. Perfect time to renew the spirit. You know what? Now that I think of it, ew. Better call Josh and tell him to fogetaboudit.

And, by the way? I’ve said this before and I’ll say this again: IF you decide to try Starbucks chai-tea latte BECAUSE OF ME and THEN become hooked on it? Do not blame me. I’ve heard it ALL before (ohhhh the emails I get about this). I WARNED YOU. Yes, I WARNED you! But, I guess it’s like what they say about pink elephants. If I say “DON’T THINK ABOUT PINK ELEPHANTS,” what are you going to do? You’re going to think about pink elephants…. It’s the human condition.

My cousin MILES is UP FIRST tonight (Wednesday evening) on So You Think You Can Dance Canada! Canadian Gorgeouses, exercise your right to VOTE! A lot…!


Photos, with thanks, c/o the So You Think You Can Dance Canada website.

Okay, just watched Miles and, as their song went, “OH MY GOODNESS OH MY GOSH”!!! BUCK!!!!! They were BUCK!!! Wait ’til you see it on YouTube. I’ll post it asap. MILES! Dat sh-t is BUCK! Just. Too bad those abs don’t run in the family. Well, they used to — pre-baby….

xoxo! Haley-O

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PPS: I dropped the price of our Single-Peg Coathooks. They’re now ONLY $25! YEEEAAAHHH BOOYYYY! Please check Kids Deserve Art for your gifties! Thanks….

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