Okay, it’s 9:46pm. I’m waiting for The Hills to come on — even though the BEST Hills drama is happening in “real” life: Audrina and Lauren aren’t speaking because of the big rumour going around that Lauren hooked up with JUSTIN BOBBY. But, seriously, vulgar or not — what, with the burping — Justin Bobby is totally jumpable. Like, who wouldn’t?

Hott….

Oh yeeeeaaah….

Ahem. Where was I? The Hills. On in a minute. But, Josh-O’s watching Heroes, which is aiight, s’aiight dawg. A little too violent for me. And that Doyle dude is CREEPERS….

Eww.

Anyway, according to US Magazine, Audrina and Lauren are NOT on speaking terms because of this hott rumour, and Audrina’s contemplating her future on the show. But, we all know she soooo wants out so she can pursue movies she can get naked in….

Anyhoot! I made my butternut squash — GOURD — tonight! It was DEELISH. Not exactly a hit with the Monkey, but that’s only because I made it from scratch. Ahem. The Rascal LOVED it, though. Check the KITCH for the recipe. It’ll be up some time tomorrow. Here’s a preview….

IF you’re wondering whaddup with my GREY molars (not to mention NOSE!!!)? You were SO wondering…. I took a bunch of pictures of me and the squash so I could give you a semi decent one. Turns out, I had SALAD in my teeth the whole time. SALAD. THIS was the only one I could semi fix on photobucket. Then, I got swirl happy in the background. I know. Fab pic. I should do this for a living. Send me your pix for a FIX! Do you love it?

Now…. CHECK MY COUSIN MILES FABER ON SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE CANADA doing the Viennese Waltz! I hope you’re voting, Canadian Gorgeouses, FOR THE ENTIRE TWO HOURS! As the monkey says, “I ’spect it” of you! Heh. A vote or 200 is PERFECT. THANKS. Love….

Okay, so, yes. I expect the comments to be FILLED TO THE BRIM with your thoughts on how GORJ he is and ADORABLE and TALENTED! Wait ’till you see him in his element, Gorgeouses. At my wedding? (Did I tell you this?) We all got in a massive circle, and Miles put on his b-boy digs and KICKED IT! If he reads this, by the way? He’s going to think I’m the biggest nerd. Just saying. His MOM reads this blog, though (HI AUNT SHELLY!), so feel free to go ON AND ON about Miles’s awesomeness in the comments.

Love! xo Haley-O

P.S. HALLOWEEN CONTEST OVER AT GOODIES. CHECK IT!!! And, by the way, the FREE TAROT readings are by email. So, no time or phone call involved! Sweet!

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