Okay, this is a quickie, Gorgeouses. I’m slacking off on the blogging this week. BIG TIME. It’s just that A) it’s Rosh Hashana (the Jewish New Year), so technically, I’m not supposed to be doing ANYTHING right now. B) It’s Rosh Hashana and I am FULL UP and too lazy to write. C) JUST got home from the country — out near Montreal — aka LONG ROADTRIP with two cheaty little monkeys (who must have gone through a box an a half of Mum Mums on the car ride home). D) I am REEEEEELING because I forgot MY MAKEUP in Montreal. I’m a makeup WHORE, Gorgeouses. WHORE. This is not good. NOT GOOD! DISASTER actually.

By the way? Did you see the new PARIS HILTON reality TV show?

Now, HOW MESSED UP WAS THAT? The girl is TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS OLD! TWENTY-SEVEN! Did you hear that, Gorgeouses? Not 16, not 21, not even 25. TWENTY SEVEN! And, looking for a new “BFF” to look “hot” with? “TTYN”??? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? So beyond DISGRACE TO HUMANITY. And, with all the pink and the sparkles and tiaras? They’re going to lure all the unsuspecting little TWEENS right in. Way to serve humanity, Paris. Really. Sad. Sellout.

Last but NOT LEAST!!!!!!! E) MY CUZ (it’sgrandma’s brother’s son), MILES FABER!!! JUST NOW!!!! MADE IT!!!!! INTO THE TOP 20 OF SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE CANADA!!!!!!!! TOP 20 TOP 20 TOP 20!!! Can you believe? HOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! Did you see him? DID YOU SEE HIM? And, how adorable and awesome and fantastic is he??? I’ll post as much youtube vids of him as possible here so you can all enjoy his cuteness and brillersness!

CONGRATULATIONS MILES! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

xo Haley-O

PS: Go check Cheaty Kitchen for an extremely motivating weight loss post by highly-acclaimed holistic nutritionist, Lori Kennedy.