Just like whatsherface on the new BIG BROTHER 10 (HOLLAAAAHHH!), I should work at Hooters. Check me out in the new snazzy tee my mom, “it’sgrandma”, bought me at her horse show today….
WOWZA! If you like that kind of HOOTERS thing, then nursing a 9 month old is the THING FOR YOU! BUT, when you’re teaching a yoga class of 30-40 people on Tuesday, EEEEEEEEE, and you can’t exactly tell everyone why your knockers are so big — because you are just the SUB — it’s kind of a bummer. It’s also a bummer when your favourite pose of late is Sarvangasana (the shoulderstand)….
…because, whenever you do it, you get SMOTHERED BY YOUR BREASTSSSSSS…!
Anyway. The real purpose of this post is not to go on and on again about the VASTNESS of my BREASTNESS, as intriguing and newsworthy as that is…. No. It’s about the big event our wee fam went to today, at which it’sgrandma got that fab metallic-horse shirt for me (and one in brown with GOLD horse, by the way — can you say ROCKSTAH?).
See there’s a little thing you might not know about it’sgrandma. It’sgrandma is a STAR. She’s a horseback rider, and she practices Dressage — I know, stereotypical Jewish bubby…. Today was one of MANY horse shows she’s competing in this summer. And, finally, Josh and I and our little monkeys got a chance to trek out and see her compete. And, she was AWESOME! Check it….
I know…. Gorj horse. Gorj grandma….
Oh, but NOT gorj?: me in my OLD sunglasses — the ones I gave to the monkey because they’re so teeny tiny because once upon a time teeny tiny sunglasses were in…. Yes, I forgot my beloved DGs at home….
Alas, Egad!!!
Anyway, she did great. I was so proud! And, we had a beautiful day. After all, you know how much we LOVE the country!
Of course, the day was replete (ooo, WORD) with cheaty notables. Like this dog….
Her name is Häagen — as in Häagen-Dazs. AND I LOVE HER! I also LOVED this dog, Pippin….
…Pippin is a very fat Chihuahua. Chihuahua! Look….
Oy, someone’s getting jealous — here….
Ahem. I LOVE YOU, MINDEN! There. Happy? Moving on!
There was also THIS Chihuahua who insisted on having HIS picture taken, too….
Sexay!
And, of course, there’s it’sgrandma’s magnificent horse Whisper….
She loves him so…. Kisses!
It was a great day, Gorgeouses, really. I just LOVE the country. I feel totally alive there — like I can breathe again. Such joy. I can’t even tell you. Just…. Love….
And, before we go. One more thing….
TOOOOOOTH! You have to look REEEEALLY closely. But, it’s there. Just underneath the yummy morsel of QUICK APPLE TREAT!
lisa b said, July 13th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
I am so worried you are going to suffocate yourself at yoga class now H.
Tena said, July 14th, 2008 at 12:22 am
great pictures, adn a great day!!! If we don’t see a post from you on the day you sub that yoga class, shall we send out an SOS?? 3 months and than your boobies can be yours again!
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BlondeBlogger said, July 14th, 2008 at 12:42 am
That’s a very interesting pose! You could get very kinky with yourself like that, lol!
I’m watching the BB Live Feeds right now but the sound is broken…..grrrr!
The Mom said, July 14th, 2008 at 12:57 am
Um…now that’s some yoga trick…nuzzlin’ yourself…hee hee.
That tooth is precious! Yay!!
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ali said, July 14th, 2008 at 7:45 am
yeah, i’ve got that kind of bust line, and try to avoid smothering myself!
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ali said, July 14th, 2008 at 8:35 am
um, is that YOU in that second photo??
also? is that your closet?
also? what did you think of BB10? i have so many questions!
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Drea said, July 14th, 2008 at 8:40 am
cute tee! you look great btw. love your hair.
The chubby chihuahua is so so cute.
And hang on here come the toofers!
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kgirl said, July 14th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Oh, fart pose! Nice! I have NEVER seen a buby on a horse. (a live one anyway.) Good for your mama!
And, am on my way to check out the cookbook. My favourite for a while now is Healthy Helpings by Norene Gilletz. Not veg, but tons of great options.
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Cyndi said, July 14th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Aw, the end of the toothless grin. So cute.
She looked very poised up there on that horse. Very impressive. The sunglasses though? I almost gasped because they look like the ones I am wearing now. Mine are on their last leg and now I know that I have waited way too long for a new pair.
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B said, July 14th, 2008 at 9:16 am
LMAO!!! I stopped going to yoga because of that pose- people don’t realize what a larger size chest can do to you! LOL …. the teacher had to help me get out of that pose once
thanks for the laugh:)
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Haley-O said, July 14th, 2008 at 9:32 am
Ali — No, not me! My boobs are MUCH larger than that!!! And, no, not my closet! My closet is MUCH smaller than that….
LOVED BB10!!! So excited! We have TV again!
Chantal said, July 14th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Cool, itsgrandma sounds like a fun lady! That hat you are wearing. I LOVE IT. Where did you get it? I need me a cute hat.
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Renee said, July 14th, 2008 at 10:18 am
Cute t-shirt!!! cute puppies. glad that tooth is almost through. Hope the others go much easier for him.
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Jennie said, July 14th, 2008 at 10:50 am
HA! So cute. Maybe you’ll hit it off so well with the big class that you’ll share about your totally awesome boobage.
sam said, July 14th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Looks like you had a great day!! I had a boyfriend once that competes in dressage. It’s so mesmerizing to watch!
Dude, that second pic of the Chihuahua? All I can see is balls. LOL!!
Helen said, July 14th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Had to read this post three times and I still don’t know what was written…still laughing at picturing a government warning to all yoga participants about the dangers of doing the Sarvangasana pose with big boobs!!!
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Sarah said, July 14th, 2008 at 11:02 am
awww .. so GREAT to see your mom in action .. you must know how much I love seeing horse pictures!! She LOOKS like a star!
btw I thought that was you in the second yoga pic too ..
your are so funny .. about your humungous boobs – hey, as long as rascal is happy!!!
LAVENDULA said, July 14th, 2008 at 11:41 am
miaaaooowwww minden!…your mum looks awesome.aren’t horses beautiful .and hope rascals other teeth come in pain free for the little guy.
Midwest Mommy said, July 14th, 2008 at 11:49 am
Totally know what you are talking about with the breastness! I am breastfeeding my 4 month old and can we say, “Holy Hooterville!” Too bad they leak or I would feel totally sexy
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Chai latte mommy said, July 14th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
It would definitely be hard doing that pose with a breastfeeding chest!
That is great that the Rascal finally popped a tooth. Last month my 18 month old got 7. It was a cranky month, that is for sure, but not too many left to go.
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shay said, July 14th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
honestly, now you’re just braggin’. Some of us wish to be even an “A” you know! (actually I get it! I was so hugely huge in the breast area with boys it was amazing and not as fun as you’d think)
You look great btw. I haven’t been by in awhile cuz of summer etc and you look so teeny! Good on ya girl!
Cute gramma too! WOW!
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Kristen said, July 14th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
You look terrific, wow!! And your boobs look pretty normal in that t actually. But I can’t imagine trying that pose with nursing boobs, I almost suffocate just lying in bed…
Your mom is amazing, just beautiful and so is her horse.
I love the photos from your holiday, what a lovely spot and the house is to die for cute. We were at the lake with Shay (and my sis Hayley) the same week you were in the country and it was just so relaxing and wonderful. Makes a huge difference to your whole outlook-getting a little break.
Take care Haley.
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Maria said, July 14th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
you look great in that pic!!! skinny & everything!
Kathryn said, July 14th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Man! I could SO use some of that boobage! I had nursing boobs and they weren’t even close to that. Probably a large C or a small D at the most. Then after that, fahgetaboutit!
Stop braggin!
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it'sgrandma said, July 15th, 2008 at 12:00 am
Great post..loved the pix!!! Thanks fot coming and making the day so special!!! ooooxxxxxx
Teena in Toronto said, July 16th, 2008 at 12:22 am
There’s no way I could do a Sarvangasana, with or without boobs! At yoga last Sunday, she tried to get us to do a headstand against the wall. Um … no. I’m not a yoga chick … I’m not bendy enough.
Congrats on the Rascal’s tooth coming in!
And that’s so cool that it’sgrandma is a horseback rider! Indeed, I never knew!
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