Forgive me Gorgeouses for I am sun-stroked.

It’s been a weekend of parties….

Silly, silly parties….

And, then, today, a big charity event. Outside. In the sun. Sans hat.

Okay, so while I have your attention, ahem, let’s talk about those breasts for a second. Do you mind? Because it’s ridiculous already. It seems the more weight I lose on my diet, the bigger these babies get. Don’t believe me? This picture not proof enough? Check the new video blog up at Goodies — or don’t, because I look terribly uggers (but I’m not as vain as I used to be…). I’m hoping they’ll go back to their old REASONABLE size when I stop nursing in three months and two days (not that I’m counting or anything).

My boobs and I were very proud to be at this charity event — especially since Kids Deserve Art had items in the silent auction….

…And they did very well! We’re contributing to a silent auction at another charity event next week, as well. I’m really excited to be able to contribute to these important causes with the children’s art that I sell. Makes all the challenges of running a business with two little monkeys in tow (one on my hip and one on my boob!) so worthwhile.

By the way, we’re still working feverishly on the new design for Kids Deserve Art. So, look out for that soon!

Now, go check the Cheaty Goodies video blog where MY BOOBS and I ANNOUNCE the winners of the Pure and Simple Beauty Contest AND divulge my own cheaty little beauty secrets! Enjoy (and don’t look too closely because I seriously look seriously uggers, like seriously).

P.S.: I’m frantically trying to upload my Cheaty Goodies video. Keep checking back. It’ll arrive shortly (fingers crossed).