In honour of our big Pure+Simple Beauty Contest over at Cheaty Goodies, I thought this week’s Thursday Thirteen should be a list of CELEBRITY BEAUTY SECRETS, which are ALWAYS a treat! Some of them are totally great! And, others I wouldn’t try at home, if I were you…. Okay, let’s get this pawdy stawded. CHECK IT!!!

1. CINDY CRAWFORD uses milk and water to keep her face moisturized throughout the day. She’s been known to mix leftover milk from her kids’ bottles with equal parts mineral water and applies it to her face with a spray bottle!

Photograph by Sylvain Gaboury / PR Photos.

2. CATHERINE ZETA-JONES stands beside old man Michael Douglas DAILY to make herself look younger brushes her teeth with pureed strawberries to whiten them! She also uses castor oil to make her hair SHINE.

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.

3. GWEN STEFANI applies blue lip gloss over her famous red lipstick to bring out the pearly whites.

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.

4. JULIA ROBERTS soaks her hands in olive oil to soften the skin and condition the nails.

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.

5. TERI HATCHER bathes in red wine to keep her skin beautiful. Apparently, the “resveratrol” in grapes has antibiotic properties that protect the vines from fungus. As for human skin, resveratrol firms up the skin’s surface and improves elasticity. Sweeeet! It also rejuvenates the skin and keeps it looking young by stimulating cell multiplication. Double sweeeeet!

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6. DAISY FUENTES drinks one litre of chamomile tea (blech!) and one litre of water DAILY to accelerate fat burning.

Photograph by Sylvain Gaboury / PR Photos.

7. JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT zaps zits with a dab of toothpaste overnight.

Photograph by Chris Hatcher / PR Photos.

8. MICHELLE YEOH (from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) cleanses her face with lemon juice and water — lemon juice apparently removes dirt and makes skin less oily.

Photograph by Albert L. Ortega / PR Photos.

9. SUSAN LUCCI snacks on omega-3-rich sardines (eww) to keep her skin smoooooth. (And, shhhh, I have a little secret to tell Ms. Lucci: LET GO OF THAT HAIRSTYLE ALREADY. LET IT GO…!)

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.

10. DEMI MOORE — are you ready for this? — LEECHES! She uses leech therapy to stay gorj!

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.

11. SARAH JESSICA PARKER uses those disposable wax toilet seat covers to blot her nose! She claims they’re great because they don’t remove the make up, they just remove the shine!

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.

12. ANGELINA JOLIE adds volume to her hair by applying baby powder, from the roots to the ends, and then blow drying it in.

Photograph by Pixplanete / PR Photos.

13. TYRA BANKS beats cellulite with a ground-up-coffee-bean scrub.

Photograph by Janet Mayer / PR Photos.