I’m trying to write a post here, but I’m too distracted. I’m writing in front of the TV, as I always do, and Tila Tequila: Shot at Love 2 is on. Usually I can tune this show out and write no problemo — nonchalantly looking up when fists are flying, or peeps are rolling in paint or wrestling in chocolate. But, tonight’s show is CRAZY. Tonight, Tila meets the parents. And, it’s so crazy it’s hilarious. Right now, for example, THIS is TOTALLY cracking me up (and I can’t believe I’m posting this, but you’ll laugh):

Was that HILARIOUS? Or, am I just delirious because I had ZERO sleep last night (because there is still ZERO air conditioning in my house and still ZERO sign of this heatwave ending and still ZERO hope that Rascal will EVER sleep through the night), and, therefore, I must look totally UGGERS — since most of the beauty tips coming in at the Cheaty Goodies Contest so far say SLEEP is the GOLDEN ELIXIR of beauty! I am in TROU-BLE!

LIKEOMIGOSH, Gorgeouses! Now Tila’s hooking up with the other guy’s MOTHER! EEEEEEeeee! Mom’s showing everyone her breasts! Now STEPMOM is doing it! They’re KISSING!

I gotta go. OMIGOSH! This show is INSANE!

‘Kay back. I made myself a business card. Like it?

I kind of messed up on the alignment of the two addies at the bottom. But, s’okay, I think. I’ll fix up the next batch. It was SO easy to make this, too. I created it at Vistaprint.ca (there’s also Vistaprint.com for US Gorgeouses). They have a very easy and affordable program.

Okay, going to bed early tonight, Gorgeouses. Hopefully, I’ll get some beauty sleep! Have you entered the big CONTEST over at Goodies, yet? Gift certificates to my fave spa/online store up for grabs! CHECK IT!