Putting myself back together after letting myself go…. Now that I’ve finally realized, and accepted, that I’ve let myself go, I’m CONSUMED by it. OBSESSED. I feel like everyone I see is thinking “she’s let herself go.” What? WHAT? WHAAAT!? What you looking at, Person-on-the-Street-in-Designer-Shoes-and- Chandelier-Earrings? Is it the shapeless hairstyle? The baby cereal smear on my shoulder? What, do I have food on my face (again)? It’s low-carb! No? Not it? Is it the dirt and leaves on my Lululemons? Must be that. But I can EXPLAIN dirt and leaves! See, I, erm…. I tripped over my CROCS and landed in the gutter beside the sidewalk in front of my house. Slamming down on both knees — THWAK — was all I could do to ensure that I didn’t fall on my little monkey and ruin her pretty new hat….

Honestly, I’d show you the GASHES in my knees, Person-on-the-Street-in- Designer-Shoes-and-Chandelier-Earrings, but, I REEEEEEEEEALLY need to shave my legs…………

13 CELEBS WHO LET THEMSELVES GO & PUT THEMSELVES BACK TOGETHER — LIKE I’M DOING! CHECK IT!!!!!

1. KATE HUDSON

2. CHRISTINA AGUILERA

3. DEBRA MESSING

4. TOBY MAGUIRE

5. GWYNETH PALTROW

6. CHARLIZE THERON

7. JANET JACKSON

8. RICKI LAKE

9. CATHERINE ZETA JONES

10. KELLY OSBOURNE

11. TORI SPELLING

12. MARCIA CROSS

13. BROOKE BURKE

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