As you ALL know (even those of you visiting for the first time, of course, because I’m so famous), I LOVE Project Runway. In fact, I PVR (that’s Canada-speak for Tivo) every episode of it and am known to watch reruns at 3:30 in the morning — when I’m nursing the rascal — not closing my eyes until Heidi issues the final “Auf wiedersehen.” Well!

The best line of all time took place in Season 2, when Zulema Griffin requests that the models do a “walk-off” so she can determine which one she wants to represent her design. Cue Daniel Vosovic (LOVE!): “It’s a mother-f*in walk-off!”

For those of you who haven’t seen this brillers TV moment, and even for those of you who HAVE, I GOT VID! Check it:

Classic Project Runway moment. CLASSIC. Make. It. WORK.

A-ny-way….Where was I going with this? Oh yes. Walk-off.

Gorgeouses, I had a mother f*in walk-off of my own this afternoon. YES! It took me, no joke, FIVE HOURS to get the kids out of the house — what, between diaper changes, and washroom trips (FAKE washroom trips), and POSSIBLY IRRETRIEVABLE princess shoes (WAHHH!)….

I said POSSIBLY irretrievable….


Go MONKEY! Look at my big girl! See? The toilet! NOT a big bad scary place! Feel free to pee in it again, Monkey….

I was DETERMINED to get in my workout, though. When I finally hustled the monkeys into the double stroller, off I went on my mother-f*in walk-off. I was WALKING OFF all those bananas my preggers weight, of course, SO HELP ME, GOD! But, then, I got a little carried away….


A POND, Gorgeouses!

…I walked a little bit too far…. And, a little bit too hard for my still-weak self.

Check out this mother-f*in HILL I CLIMBED while pushing double stroller!


HOLY friggin’ BANANAS, BATMAN! Am I INSANE? (No need to answer that, thankyouverymuch!)

And, the wind. OH, the wind! Was not good for this dang wicked-arse flu-cold I’ve been battling, to say the least. But, the monkeys enjoyed themselves. Fell asleep on me….


My monkeys and their self-soothing: Monkey suckin’ her thumb and clutching her collarbone; and, Rascal sucking his middle two fingers…. Orthodontists HERE I COME!?

…And, the rascal’s sock…?


FOOOOOOT! (forgive quality of photos — it’s Pinkberry’s fault.)

IMPOSSIBLY retrievable.

He is still wearing only one sock.

And, I? I am WIPED. From my mother-f*ing walk-off.

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