Yes, Gorgeouses, YES! If I’m too “voluptuous” yet (ahem…) to wear the clothes I love, I might as well (get the hubby to) splurge on a pair of HIGH FASHION sunglasses! Check. THIS.

Did you see that BLING? I didn’t want the bling at first because I thought — “maybe a bit gawdy?” But, we tried on a bunch of non-blingy shades and I was BORED. I needed wanted HAD TO HAVE that bling….

FULL FRONTAL!!!:

Bling bling shabling! You like?

You HAVE to see the clutch case they came with!

“What’s that creepy picture on my kitchen wall,” you ask? It’s just THE best picture of Minden EVAH taken! See for yourself….

Do you LOVE it? Squeeeeeeeeee!

By the way? Monkey doesn’t only pick Rascal’s toes…. She also FEEDS him….

Yes, she’s a wonderful big sister. WONDERFUL. They love each other. Melts my heart…. Like buttah, I tell you, like buttah…!

Thank you, Josh-O, for this most FABULOUS 5th anniversary present…! Too bad I can’t wear them in THE BAHAMAS with you…! Yes, Gorgeouses, Josh-O is in the Bahamas because he rocked the house at work this year. He took his dad with him, and not moi, because Rascal needs my boooooobie. I couldn’t be more JEALOUS MUCH GRRR!@#!@#%!##?^%$@! happy for Josh-O and his father.