I never thought I’d EVAH have anything in common with Paris Hilton — other than the tiara, of course (hee). But, now, thanks to my rockstah hubby, she and I have a little somethin’-something’ in common (uch, it’s rated G, you PERV!)….

It’s the PINK BLACKBERRY PEARL! I got me a PINK BLACKBERRY PEARL for Valentine’s Day! And, it’s hott. Check it up close (and here’s a hanky for your DROOOOL!):

Isn’t she pretty? She’s SOOO pretty that not only Paris, but LOTSA other celebs love her. Gorgeouses, THE Nina Garcia — fashion director of Elle Magazine AND judge on PROJECT RUNWAY (LOVE!) — swears by hers!


I do whatever Nina says….

THE “famed photographer” Nigel Barker from AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL — HOLLAAAAHHHH NEW SEASON STARTING NEXT WEEK! — accessorizes MAHVELOUSLY with his!


We have the same PHONE BLACKBERRY…!

How EXCITING is this, Gorgeouses? Maybe I’ll ACTUALLY be able to respond to some of your emails now (because we all know how good I am at that these days…, SORRY)! Maybe I’ll TWITTER throughout the day, like — and, not just when I get home!

Hey, do you like my twitter, by the way? Now, you can keep tabs on ME AND MY BLACKBERRY throughout the day.

I think I’ll call her my PINKBERRY, though. Or, is that too obnoxious?

GORGEOUSES! You HAVE to promise me that you won’t let me morph into one of those blackberry-aholics. Like, Josh-O, who constantly has his head down staring at the thing, thumbs moving faster than thumbs should move along teeny keyboard…. And, like Audrina here (and her PEARL)….


They’re not called “crackberries” for nothin’ — but, look how GORJ she looks.

I think I can safely say my man loves me…. As if the pinkberry wasn’t enough, he came home from work today with beautiful red ROSES….

He also made some time to have a special breakfast with the monkey, rascal and I. And, of course, that alone would have been plenty for me — such a treat.

THANK YOU FOR MY AWESOME GIFTS, JOSH-O. I LOVE YOU!

(Here, have a barfbag, Gorgeouses — so sorry!)

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