Everyone loves a good t-shirt slogan. So, I thought we’d have a little fun after yesterday’s HORROR story and check some of the best, or at least most famous, celebrity T-shirt slogans.
Ready?
Check it!!!
1. Britney is NOTORIOUS for sending messages to fans via the T-shirt slogan. This wouldn’t be a top-13-celebrity-T-shirt-slogan list without her — that’s fashizzle!

2. Eva Longoria took a lot of heat for wearing this “I’ll Have Your Baby, Brad” T-shirt in the midst of the Jen-Brad-Angelina scandal in 2005….

3. Madonna is the Tom Cruise of Kabbalism….

4. David Beckham is not only the most environmentally unfriendly person in the world, but he also enjoys wearing his Marc Jacobs tee with wife Victoria naked for a cause on the front….

5. Seriously, Hayden Panettiere is my new FAVOURITE CELEB for all her animal activism….


6. We are too busy gawking at Tara’s old warpled belly to notice the cheeky slogan…. (And, no, “warpled” is not officially a word.)

7. Whad’ya know, David Hasselhoff is still kicking around….

8. I think Jane Krakowski’s tee is my favourite (apparently it’s HER fave tee, too)….

9. Is Heidi Montague trying to yank our chains with this tee…?

10. Awwww…! Ava Phillipe (Reese and Ryan’s little girl) reminds us all to go green with her ‘dorable li’l tee!

11. Ummm, no thank you, Pink…. Ew.

12. THIS I want. America Ferrera looks GORJ in her brillersly uggers tee!

13. LAST BUT NOT LEAST! RASCAL-O! You’ve seen him in his famous “Lock Up Your Daughters” tee….

And, you’ve seen him in his “I Cry When Ugly People Hold Me” tee….

Now, you HAVE to see him in his LATEST slogan tee! CHICK MAGNET!

Ohhhh yeeeaaaaahhhh!

Th-th-th-that’s all folks!

LOVE!











































NEWMOM said, January 31st, 2008 at 12:37 am
where do you find the rascal’s tees? they’re great. I have a little guy of my own and he needs some of those!
Renee said, January 31st, 2008 at 12:57 am
course Rascal’s tees are the bestest!
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Heather said, January 31st, 2008 at 1:08 am
Lock up your daughters is my favourite ! Where can if be found ?
Fashion » Top 13 Celebrity T-Shirt Slogans said, January 31st, 2008 at 1:17 am
[...] The Cheaty Monkey wrote an interesting post today on Top 13 Celebrity T-Shirt SlogansHere’s a quick excerpt Everyone loves a good t-shirt slogan. So, I thought we’d have a little fun after yesterday’s HORROR story and check some of the best, or at least most famous, celebrity T-shirt slogans. Ready? Check it!!! 1. Britney is NOTORIOUS for sending messages to fans via the T-shirt slogan. This wouldn’t be a top-13-celebrity-T-shirt-slogan list without her — that’s fashizzle! 2. Eva Longoria took a lot of heat for wearing this “I’ll Have Your Baby, Brad” T-shirt in the midst of the Jen-Brad-Ange [...]
mark said, January 31st, 2008 at 1:28 am
That’s an awesome collection of T’s you’ve got there. My own personal favorite (that I wear often) is “I’m Not a Doctor… But I’ll Take A Look.”
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ewe_are_here said, January 31st, 2008 at 3:38 am
Chick magnet. Like it.
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Multi-Tasking Mommy said, January 31st, 2008 at 7:17 am
That was a really fun Thursday Thirteen!
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SciFi Dad said, January 31st, 2008 at 7:19 am
It’s so unfair to all the other, b-list celebs to include the rascal in that set… they SO pale in comparison.
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Maribeth said, January 31st, 2008 at 8:44 am
So fun, I still loved the t-shirt you wore when you were preggers. The one that said something like Mama wants chocolate. I really want one of them now that I am pregnant.
Maribeth:)
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Goofball said, January 31st, 2008 at 8:59 am
Wooohoo you have totally hot celeb children
. I didn’t know that slogan T-shirts were so cool, but they are quite funny. I’ll have to make my order at the T-shirt print shop urgently
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Kelly said, January 31st, 2008 at 10:23 am
Awesome tees. Jack rocks the chick magnet one. he is a lady slayer at the park.
I’m rockin a female empowerment challenge on my blog today, check it out.
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ali said, January 31st, 2008 at 10:25 am
i love this! don’t forget about my famous t…
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j84/alimartell2/markkate.jpg
ahahahaha!
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Rian Fike said, January 31st, 2008 at 11:47 am
Brilliant, as always. This Christmas my son-in-law wore one that said “Re-Gift Responsibly.”
I used to wear one with a 500 word defintion of the word “Surrealism” by Andre Breton. I always used it in the lines at Disney World to watch people try to read it in multiple passes!
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LAVENDULA said, January 31st, 2008 at 11:57 am
what a great thursday 13 haley!harr lock up your daughters
Kathryn said, January 31st, 2008 at 11:59 am
No way! I want that “I cry when ugly people hold me” shirt. That is hilarious!!!!
And I love the Hasselhoff shirt. Too funny!
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mamatulip said, January 31st, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Love it! I never saw Eva Longoria’s shirt, not even in the midst of the scandal…that’s funny. And a bit ballsy. I like.
Oliver had a onesie when he was a baby that had a picture of a little chick on it and underneath it said “chicks dig me”. I LOVED it.
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Kristen said, January 31st, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Gosh! How cute is he? Love his chubby little thighs, squish!
How’s the mouse in the house situation? We had one (actually 2) earlier this year. Peanut butter in traps. works. gross.
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kgirl said, January 31st, 2008 at 2:26 pm
omg, how much do i love chubby baby legs?
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Chelle Y. said, January 31st, 2008 at 3:17 pm
I love the “I Cry When Ugly People Hold Me” T-shirt! That is just too funny!
Susan Helene Gottfried said, January 31st, 2008 at 4:26 pm
The heck with the t-shirt (I’ve got more than can fit in my dresser. Or stay stacked nicely on top of it), I want Heidi’s sandals!
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Redneck Mommy said, January 31st, 2008 at 9:00 pm
My best friend just bought me a tee shirt today that says: YOU THINK I’M SARCASTIC- I THINK I’M FUNNY.
Ha ha. Good thing I love him. Good thing he bought me lunch.
Love the chick magnet shirt. Need one of those for my son…wink, wink.
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Meagan said, January 31st, 2008 at 9:54 pm
How cute is that chick magnet shirt?! I never saw Eva Longoria’s shirt! And i love America Ferrera…can that girl be any more gorgeous?!
Lesley said, January 31st, 2008 at 10:00 pm
I love those shirts! I bought my cuz’s newest boy a onesie that said “Don’t Cha Wish Your Mommy Was Hot Like Mine”…so precious! Where were these onesies when my boys were babes? They got stuck wearing things that said Prince or Sweet Pea. Definitely not as cool!
Teena in Toronto said, January 31st, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Tara is nasteeeeeee!
My fav is the Rascal, of course!
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Di said, January 31st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I can’t remember if I already told you this…my friend’s son is in the army in Korea and loves to find offbeat t-shirts. He sent a gift for a new baby boy in the family…a T which read:
Hung like a 5 year old!
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Chris Cactus said, February 1st, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Chick magnet. HA!
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manda said, February 1st, 2008 at 4:47 pm
The rascal is most definitely the celebrity with the best slogan shirt. Also, I saw a boy onesie yesterday that said, “CAUTION: Random Leaks My Occur”.
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Tena said, February 1st, 2008 at 6:03 pm
good list, and I must say your little Rascal totally wins hands down for best tshirts… so sweet
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Chai latte mommy said, February 3rd, 2008 at 1:55 pm
I Love the Rascal’s chick magnet onesie. Too cute!
angel said, June 23rd, 2008 at 4:02 am
what’s up with Tara’s stomach?