Guess what, Gorgeouses?

Tomorrow, I start working out at my gym WITH A TRAINER! And, no, dreamy Gorgeouses, my trainer (unfortunately) does not look a thing like this….

…no, my life isn’t THAT exciting. I mean, I know it’s exciting — or you all wouldn’t be here right now…AHEM. But, it’s not THAT exciting. No. Trainer looks more like this….

Except she’s omigarsh so sweet! I purposely picked the most unintimidating LOOKING trainer in the gym. She’s new. And, I met her at the gym daycare.

When I dropped the rascal off at the gym daycare the other day, Trainer was helping out with her ever-benevolent extra hands. As soon as I saw her, smiling away at the screaming bratlings with such kind and giving-as-Hayden-Panettiere doe eyes, I KNEW she was the one. I went to the trainer manager immediately and asked her about the “new girl.” And, she seconded that the new girl was sweet-as-Baskin-Robbins-lowfat-raspberry-cheesecake- fro-yo and, oh yeah, an excellent trainer.

So, off I go. Tomorrow. The big day. The day I kick the fat off my post-preggers arse and get strong and fit and HOTT again.

BUT (and I don’t mean BUTT — because THAT’S a thing of the past as of tomorrow…), I did have a refreshing talk with my mother-in-law this morning. She reminded me that I MUST stop putting all this pressure on myself to get slim. She told me that it’s THE PRESSURE itself that’s interfering with my weight loss. Makes a LOT of sense. So, Gorgeouses, we’re training tomorrow NOT to lose this weight and lose it FAST, but to get a headstart on a healthy, fit lifestyle. It’s something I’m doing for myself on not-just-a-physical level….

Also I want to go to Italy, I decided. And, I’ll drag the whole fam with me if I have to. More on that tomorrow. Because I have to make you want to come back here tomorrow (other than just to listen to me kvetch about how SORE MY ARSE will be)….

But, hey, if you want more Cheaty NOW, check zee GOSSEEP! And, if you want even more, why not check my art gallery? We have tons of new stuff there. Come and get ‘em! You can even put NAMES ON STUFF. Like, check this MOST POPULAR item (and click on it if you fancy to):

I just treated myself to an AWESOME monkey-in-tighty-whities themed growth chart for rascal. I still have to hang it (read: Josh-O’s a lazy ARSE), but check it:

Here’s a closeup….

Cute, huh? And, the artist is a Canadian mom…. She can do absolutely anything. Amazes me. She’s truely freaking awesome.

And, just wait till you see the art gallery’s NEW DESIGN and fancy ecommerce gadgets….Oooo! It’s gonna be CHEATY FREAKING FABULOUS! …coming soon!

LOVE! xo Haley-O

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