I’m supposed to be talking about FASHION on Thursdays. But, you know what? Mr. Mr. (the rascal) has been up (i.e., VERY AWAKE) all evening — giggling and smiling ear to ear. Apparently, I’m funny looking or something because the dude insists on staring at me…, and laughing….

In the evenings, I blog. It’s what I do. Because the evenings are MY TIME. The evenings are the ONLY time I have to myself. But that little dude — that little RASCAL — won’t give me my time.

Hey, at least he’s not crying.

And, oh, by the way? Project Pacifier is now Project DUNZO because, like everything, the rascal thinks it’s hilarious. You plop a pacifier in his mouth and HE DOESN’T FALL ASLEEP. NOOO! He laughs and spits it out. So, it’s useless. I just have to face facts that it’s boob or nothing, and that this little dude does not sleep during the day, or evening, and that, ALAS, I have NO time to myself.

I’m so in love with this little nutball…. And love dressing him in green….

That said, I took the lazy route for this week’s Thursday Thirteen. Instead of enlightening you with my fashionista self-education, as promised, I’m going to enlighten you with totally useless information.

On the other hand, though, you COULD say this is about fashion: SMOKING — fashionable or not fashionable? There you have it. Personally, I say NOT fashionable because healthy glow is in. Period.

So, here’s the list. Honestly, though? This list could go on and on and on and on. So, I just chose the ones I thought were the most interesting or apropos (good word!) — like Katherine Heigl who said she was quitting smoking in the New Year, and did she? NOOOO! Check it:

1. Katherine Heigl

2. Britney Spears (very disturbing photo…. I’d never seen it before. EDIT: apparently I’m an idiot and haven’t heard of PHOTOSHOP….)

3. Lindsay Lohan

4. Matthew McConaughey (what about all that yoga on the beach…?)

5. Catherine Zeta-Jones (woahhh!)

6. Christina Ricci

7. Kirsten Dunst

8. Mischa Barton (wait a minute…)

9. Eva Longoria

10. Mary-Kate Olsen

11. Kate Beckinsale (shame…)

12. Collin Ferrell

13. Scarlett Johansson

DELURK DELURK DELURK!

CALLING ALL LURKERS!

LURKER: SOMEONE WHO READS BUT DOES NOT COMMENT.

DELURK!

Chris Cactus wants us to make today NATIONAL DELURKING DAY! And, I do whatever he says because he’s da bomb (seriously, he’s, like, nice AND cool). He even organized a cute button for us:

So, all you lurkers out there? Please leave me a wee comment? Say a quick HI! You can be totally anonymous; it don’t matter! I’m SO looking forward to hearing from you in the COMMENTS that I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight…. Ahem. Please don’t make me look like a FOOL. I want at LEAST 100 comments here. I KNOW you’re out there! Talk to me! MmmmWAH!