New Year’s Eve….

While you were out partying with friends and fam, or cuddling at home with a loved one or teddy bear…. Josh and I were…. Are you ready?

I don’t think you’re ready for this.

No, one cannot be ready for this.

While you were out doing sane and normal things (or insane and unusual things — the insaner and unusualer, the better!), Josh-O and I were….

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WATCHING……

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OKAY WE WERE WATCHING WILLOW!

Yes, THAT Willow….

If you MUST know, we BOUGHT it. Yes. Paid for it. We left the video store empty-handed and dejected — there was NOTHING to rent — and, when we went to our corner drugstore to buy diapers, we saw it there and bought it. For $9.99. We’d planned on watching it as a family and covering the monkey’s eyes during the scary dog-rat parts. But, she was tired and more interested in her pony-in-a-purse. We put her to bed. And, we watched it ourselves.

While you were counting down with family and friends — at a party, or even cuddling in front of the TV at home — Josh-O and I were watching Willow.

I guess it could have been worse: good friends of ours stayed home, and the two of them played Rockband — I’m guessing HE did the vocals and guitar and SHE played keyboards…yeah, fashizzle. Later they watched Dreamgirls….

Hmmm, though. Maybe our night of Willow‘s worse.

Josh-O and I didn’t actually notice the humour in it all until after the clock struck 12 and we called my PARENTS (first we KISSED, of course!) at their house — where they were HOSTING A DINNER WITH FRIENDS!

The only saving grace (at least for me) was Val Kilmer….

The OLD Val, that is….

Oh, and the special effects, of course (WATCH THIS for topless Val footage!!! SOOOOO worth it)……….

Ohhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaah!

So what’d you do on New Year’s Eve? Bet you can’t top what WE did!?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
xo Haley-O