I’ve gotta get this off my chest ‘cuz it’s been driving me crazy. I LOVE PEANUT BUTTER. Love it love it love it. BUT! Every time I eat it, I have a mental crisis.

I ALWAYS end up eating it in front of the computer, as I search the same dang articles and message boards for answers to the annoying question: is it okay to eat peanut butter while breastfeeding? I HATE THIS QUESTION.

I hate that question. Mostly because THERE IS NO CLEAR ANSWER. And, also because I’m never satisfied with my internet search until I find some adamant statement like “IF YOU EAT PEANUT BUTTER WHILE PREGNANT OR NURSING YOU WILL GIVE YOUR CHILD ALLERGIES STOPPIT OH SORRY TOO LATE YOU’RE ALREADY EATING IT RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT SO YOU ARE DOOMED BUT CLICK ON THIS FOR MORE ARTICLES ON HOW DOOMED YOU ARE.” And, then I get mad at myself.

There are no peanut allergies in my family. In fact, we have no serious allergies at all — ‘cept fake one’s like so-and-so’s sudden allergy to MY CATS (no, we are not getting rid of them!)….

Also, my pediatrician said it was fine for me to enjoy peanuts now, as did my obstetrician, as does my Josh-O (every day when I ask him), my mom, the wonderful people at Motherisk (who think the whole issue is “ridiculous” and MOOOOOT*), my mail carrier, the girl at the drugstore, the construction worker down the street, Ali (my anxiety go-to-girl).

Still, I can’t seem to enjoy it without being a little bit anxious. Same thing happened with the monkey. I ate peanut butter while pregnant and nursing then, too. And, little miss monkey’s, thankfully, completely allergy free. So I figure I should just do everything the same this time around. No freaking biggie already, right? Right. Putting the issue to rest now.

But, I’m quitting peanut butter AS OF RIGHT NOW ‘cuz it’s making me fat.

*I love the word “moot.”

Monkey: Mommy? Is this Dora?
Me: No, honey. It’s a mushroom.

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P.S.: I would LOVE to respond to all your comments and emails. My time, as you might guess, is SO limited right now ‘cuz of the newbie. I’m having an IMPOSSIBLE time keeping up with everything. (Boo.) So, in general, thank you so much for all your comments and emails. I will get back to you eventually! Please keep them coming! I really appreciate it.