I love my new diaper bag! It’s brown and blue (and, you know from my site design that I LOVE zee brown and blue together…and pink), and shiny inside, and the perfect size, not-too-big-not- too-small. Yes! I returned that STINKY Roots bag, got a full refund (yay!), and splurged on….the Ju-Ju-Be bag!
I took tons of pics of it for you. None of them good. But, whatevs, I tried! Look how pretty:

Front.

Back.

Inside.

Funky diapy-change mat.
In case you’re interested, here’s a pic from the Ju-Ju-Be website that gives you more deets on the bag’s features…:

Added plus? The bag’s totally antibacterial. No FOUL smells will attach themselves to this bag! YESSS! AND, there’s memory foam on the shoulder strap so that it won’t slip off. Sweet! Oh oh oh! And, it attaches to the stroller. LOVE!

I totally would have LOVED one of those backpack diaper bags that a lot of you recommended in the last post, but I couldn’t find one in a colour I liked — and, as that wise ole saying goes, IT’S BETTER TO LOOK GOOD THAN TO FEEL GOOD…!
Of course, I haven’t taken the tags off my Ju-Ju-Be yet. I’m enjoying it’s newness, enjoying just…staring at it. Besides, I’m feeling a bit too uggers to use it right now. More uggers than usual.
Why am I feeling uggerser than usual? BECAUSE my DEAR FRIEND Jenifer-Lyn — who’s LUCKY she made me lunch today or else I’d post a REALLY bad picture of her here (think Amy Winehouse’s recent worst pic EVAH…) — LAUGHED AT ME! Jenifer-Lyn LAUGHED AT ME! Specifically, ahem, she laughed at the impossible size of my pregnancy NOSE. So, GO GET HER IN THE COMMENTS, my friends! GET HER! SIC ‘EM! ATTTTAAAACK! Hee.
Seriously, I love Jen-Lyn, so I forgive her (a little bit). Besides, she couldn’t help herself: this nose is ridiculous. And, besides, I love the way the monkey calls her “Jeffer-Lyn”! AND, let us not forget that Jeffer-Lyn DID cook me a stellar lunch. And, her son Max did share his fave toy car with my little monkey. So, forgive (lil bit).
Anyway, now I don’t want to leave my house. This nose. It’s humongous. It wasn’t my imagination, no. It’s not that it’s longer. Longer would be better than this. It’s just that it’s, erm, wide. REALLY WIDE. And — why-why-why?? — it’s shiny. No matter what I do, it looks shiny. Must be the preggers hormones.
How long does it take pregnancy nose to go back to normal? It does shrink back, right? RIGHT?!?!

This doll has been freaking me out lately.

Yikes. Why do little girls HAVE to love these freaky-deaky dolls. Man-oh-man. It’s staring at me right now. [Shivers].

Can someone please tell me where the monkey got “SUPER SUPER YAAAAAYYY” from? I’m pretty sure she picked it up at school…. Is it from a TV show? Anyone? Anyone? Last night, I got up to pee at 5am, and she yelled this out from her cutie-petutie room:
“Cottage cheese foh mamma! Cottage cheese foh mamma! Super super yaaaayyyy!”
Huh?
And, why cottage cheese? That BETTER not be a reference to my thighs right now….

COUNTDOWN TO NEW BABY DUE DATE: 12 DAYS! EEEEEeeeeeeeee!

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SciFi Dad said, September 19th, 2007 at 7:24 am
although highly unlikely, could “super super yay” be some derivative of the “super good” the marching people use on 4 Square?
b*babbler said, September 19th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Your bag is super purrrrty.
That doll is also freaking me out. We are desperately hoping to ban dolls like that from our house (go ahead and laugh. I totally understand the futility of that statement).
12 days left. Woohoo! I’m totally rooting you on over here!
misty said, September 19th, 2007 at 9:04 am
i tried to comment yesterday but it wouldn’t let me. I love your bag. It is much better than the roots bag anyway, (besides the rotting odor)
and have never heard of pregnancy nose… hmmm.
Terra said, September 19th, 2007 at 9:59 am
So does the fact that the bag is blue and not pink imply little boy…..?
Interesting observation, Terr! I hadn’t thought of that as a clue! Maybe it’s a clue, or MAYBE they didn’t have the pink one in stock…. I guess you’ll SEE!!!
— Haley
Kerry said, September 19th, 2007 at 10:19 am
I am wondering the same thing Terra is….does the color blue mean anything. Cute diaper bag! I’m a diaper bag addict! I just bought a new one from Target…a Skip Hop bag in the camo get-up. LOVE it. I need to start selling them cause I have so many. Hmmm, this could be a good post!
lauraldawn said, September 19th, 2007 at 10:30 am
I LOVE the bag!!! LOVE it. So swanky and seriously the memory foam – cool.
Seriously, love it.
I can’t wait to go diaper bag shopping
And, that’s hilarious about the “Super Yay” thing. I lvoe when Matt picks up new sayings. Our current favourite is “I’m fweakin’ out!” Too funny.
12 days to go???? Super Yay!
Jenifer G. said, September 19th, 2007 at 10:43 am
Nice bag! I have a bit of an addiction to diaper bags so I am always interested. I have never heard of a nose growing during pregnancy, you do seem find the really strange symptoms don’t you!
12 days? Time sure does fly.
Renee said, September 19th, 2007 at 11:02 am
Your bag looks fab! I hope it works out well for you. I’m partial to the pink one in the pix, but that’s me.
I don’t care what anyone looks like while preggers…folks should HOLD THEIR TONGUE! Preggers mommas already feel like crud, you should do your best to make them feel better at all times. No need to lie, just find what you like best and complement it. Preggers mommas are beautiful…even if their nose is a tad wide. It will go down…swear!
So is that baby kicking you bunches? Mine couldn’t wait to get out of there it seemed. The only time she was calm was when I was in labor! LOL
LAVENDULA said, September 19th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
haley monkey is a cheerleader and suuuper suuper yaaayy is her own personal cheer!that doll has creepy distorted eyes.ewww.love your diaper bag.whats wrong with your nose?looks okay to me.hugs
ali said, September 19th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
my guess is dora or diego. that’s where isabella gets everything from!
allie said, September 19th, 2007 at 1:55 pm
LOVE IT!!!!! Great bag, makes me want to have more kids…NOT!! ha ha just kidding, I would be not in this life time and the doll??? S-c-a-r-y!!! that is all I can say about her/it….ick, hate dolls whose eyes move too, and those glass clowns? Now that is another story!! Hate those too…boy this is a hating day now isn’t it??? Sorry and happy counting down!!
Shoeaddict said, September 19th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
I’m lovin the new bag. That doll is freaky-deaky. I think if your nose is wide, it must just be swollen, puffy… Your face is swollen, too? It’ll all go down. Trust. This didn’t happen with the Monkey?
I’m fairly new here so, I have questions. It’s obvious we don’t get to know your Monkey’s name (pout- I’m a name freak). Do you have a name picked out for the new baby? Do you have a nickname for him/her?
FENICLE said, September 19th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
That is super cute. So versatile too. Love it!!!!!
Lesley said, September 19th, 2007 at 10:17 pm
Gah! How hottie hot is your new bum bag?!? I am lovin’ it. Things got so much more cool since my last baby – my bum bag was the old fashioned navy…borrrrrrrrrrring….
Teena said, September 19th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
That’s one freaky doll! I’d be burying it! Far far away!
Very cool diaper bag!
Piecake said, September 19th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
Love the bag! 12 days?!?! Oh my gosh. I know you’ve been regularly counting down for us, but sheesh… 12 days seems so, well, so close!
Kristen said, September 20th, 2007 at 12:35 am
Love the bag! I want one:)
I HATE those dolls! My girly is just 2 and we have a closet full of those UGGO scary, freaky dolls. Why do people keep buying them for her? and why does she love them so much!Girly has a super scary one that drinks a bottle and cries and makes awful noises. I hate that awful thing, gives me bad dreams! How about the stroller? We are on our third one! I wish they would make a dolly stroller that is a bit sturdier.
anywayssss…
Lots of blessings from our house to yours…12 days!wow
wilddreemer said, September 20th, 2007 at 9:29 am
okay so i’ve been having serious diaper bag issues and have been blogging about this and freaking out because i wanted a good bag. i finally settled on the ju ju be, be prepared and have been terrified to order it because i haven’t seen it in person. So last night I sucked it up and had one overnighted to me. I hope you like yours because I haven’t gotten mine yet and I’m freaking out hoping I made the right decision. I got the same color and everything so it felt like fate when I signed on and saw this is what bag you decided to go with. lemme know how you like it. is it really spacious? does it look giant when you carry it?
beth said, September 21st, 2007 at 9:39 pm
I adore the bag, so chic! Perfect for a boy OR girl bc the blue is shiny and satiny, appropriate material for girls in any color! Hope it’s comfortable
I think this is WAY better looking than a back pack style.
As for your monkey’s catch phrase, could be an indication that she’s got cheerleading in her future!
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