I love my new diaper bag! It’s brown and blue (and, you know from my site design that I LOVE zee brown and blue together…and pink), and shiny inside, and the perfect size, not-too-big-not- too-small. Yes! I returned that STINKY Roots bag, got a full refund (yay!), and splurged on….the Ju-Ju-Be bag!

I took tons of pics of it for you. None of them good. But, whatevs, I tried! Look how pretty:


Front.


Back.


Inside.


Funky diapy-change mat.

In case you’re interested, here’s a pic from the Ju-Ju-Be website that gives you more deets on the bag’s features…:

Added plus? The bag’s totally antibacterial. No FOUL smells will attach themselves to this bag! YESSS! AND, there’s memory foam on the shoulder strap so that it won’t slip off. Sweet! Oh oh oh! And, it attaches to the stroller. LOVE!

I totally would have LOVED one of those backpack diaper bags that a lot of you recommended in the last post, but I couldn’t find one in a colour I liked — and, as that wise ole saying goes, IT’S BETTER TO LOOK GOOD THAN TO FEEL GOOD…!

Of course, I haven’t taken the tags off my Ju-Ju-Be yet. I’m enjoying it’s newness, enjoying just…staring at it. Besides, I’m feeling a bit too uggers to use it right now. More uggers than usual.

Why am I feeling uggerser than usual? BECAUSE my DEAR FRIEND Jenifer-Lyn — who’s LUCKY she made me lunch today or else I’d post a REALLY bad picture of her here (think Amy Winehouse’s recent worst pic EVAH…) — LAUGHED AT ME! Jenifer-Lyn LAUGHED AT ME! Specifically, ahem, she laughed at the impossible size of my pregnancy NOSE. So, GO GET HER IN THE COMMENTS, my friends! GET HER! SIC ‘EM! ATTTTAAAACK! Hee.

Seriously, I love Jen-Lyn, so I forgive her (a little bit). Besides, she couldn’t help herself: this nose is ridiculous. And, besides, I love the way the monkey calls her “Jeffer-Lyn”! AND, let us not forget that Jeffer-Lyn DID cook me a stellar lunch. And, her son Max did share his fave toy car with my little monkey. So, forgive (lil bit).

Anyway, now I don’t want to leave my house. This nose. It’s humongous. It wasn’t my imagination, no. It’s not that it’s longer. Longer would be better than this. It’s just that it’s, erm, wide. REALLY WIDE. And — why-why-why?? — it’s shiny. No matter what I do, it looks shiny. Must be the preggers hormones.

How long does it take pregnancy nose to go back to normal? It does shrink back, right? RIGHT?!?!

This doll has been freaking me out lately.

Yikes. Why do little girls HAVE to love these freaky-deaky dolls. Man-oh-man. It’s staring at me right now. [Shivers].

Can someone please tell me where the monkey got “SUPER SUPER YAAAAAYYY” from? I’m pretty sure she picked it up at school…. Is it from a TV show? Anyone? Anyone? Last night, I got up to pee at 5am, and she yelled this out from her cutie-petutie room:

“Cottage cheese foh mamma! Cottage cheese foh mamma! Super super yaaaayyyy!”

Huh?

And, why cottage cheese? That BETTER not be a reference to my thighs right now….

COUNTDOWN TO NEW BABY DUE DATE: 12 DAYS! EEEEEeeeeeeeee!

FRESH PREGGO POST UP AT HALEY’S PREGNANCY BLOG! Might be my last while preggers!!! Get it while it’s hott! CHECK IT!

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