I’ve said this before, so I’ll say it again. I mean, why not? I’m a nice person. Sometimes too nice. And, probably too smiley — to everyone — giving SOME people the WRONG IDEA…, ahem. I like to make people feel comfortable around me. Being warm and approachable and compassionate are definite priorities of mine. Yes, I can be blunt, and I’ll tell you what I think even though it might not be what you want to hear, or it might SHOCK you…. But, overall, I’m nice.

Erm…. Except when people embarrass themselves. I just LOSE IT when people, like, trip and fall, for example…. As long as no one’s hurt, of course. At camp one year? A friend of mine fell down some stairs. And, I thought THAT was funny. But, then, another friend went running after her to see if she was okay, and SHE, too, slid all the way down the stairs! Funniest fall I’ve EVAH seen (not including Beyonce’s below…). I was in hysterics…. And, they were PISSED…. Both of them were scowling at me and showing me their bruised BUTTOCKS. Hee!

Also? This one time? I met one of Josh-O’s colleagues. And, we were walking and talking, and he BANGED RIGHT INTO A POLE. POLE-IN-FACE! It was hilarious. I STILL can’t even hear the guy’s name without breaking into giggles.

As for me…. I really don’t get embarrassed that easily. When something happens to me, I usually laugh and MAKE SURE everyone around me saw or heard what happened. But, I did have one SOOO-NOT-FUNNY embarrassing moment that I hoped and prayed NO ONE saw (even though there was NO WAY anyone around me could have missed it):

It’s high-school orientation day….
I don’t know a SOUL….
And, then….
THEN….
I fall and SLIDE all the way down the stairs…!
ME! Wahhhhhhhhh!
Way to start high school….

Anyway, the most embarrassing moment in the history of embarrassing moments may have occurred this past week at the VMAs. BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY! I seriously think there’s been NOTHING — no performance in the history of performances — that has been THAT big a flop, THAT embarrassing. And, apparently, Britney’s, like, crying and SUPER embarrassed about it…. The closest thing to it would be Ashlee Simpson’s Saturday Night Live debacle. But, other than that? NOTHING. Anyway, it got me thinking about celebrities’ most embarrassing moments both on and off the stage (some of them hysterical, and some not so much)….

Check it! And, if you want a good laugh, watch some of these videos (Beyonce!!!):

1. Britney’s VMA performance….

2. Ashlee Simpson’s Saturday Night Live performance….



3. Jessica Simpson messes up tribute to Dolly Parton….

4. Beyonce falls down stairs during Orlando concert….

5. Beyonce accidentally flashes Toronto audience during concert….

6. Fergie wets her pants in concert (see HERE for deets)….

7. Tom Cruise loving “Kate” on Oprah’s couch (I don’t know who should be most embarrassed: Tom, Katie, Oprah, or the couch)….

8. Paula Abdul’s drunken (or something-en) interview….

9. Paula Abdul’s voicemail meltdown….

10. Winona Ryder shoplifting….



11. Scarlett Johansson trips down Saturday Night Live stairs….

12. Nick Nolte’s infamous mug shot….

13. The Hills‘ Whitney falls down stairs while modeling Oscar dress on Good Morning America….

Do you have any favourite embarrassing moment — of your own or of celebrities?? Do share! We could always use a good laugh!!!

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