It’s after 1am. I’m just so darn slow getting myself together to reflect on the day in this here blog today. I notice this keeps happening. I’m just sooo slowww. I’m like a drunk, slurring my words even. Only I’m not drunk. Obviously. I’m 35.2 weeks preggers, and counting.

I’m tired, stupid, and sloooowwwwww.

But, s’okay. The little one’s moving and kicking in my belly right now. HI LITTLE ONE! And, my belly has a life of it’s own — moving side to side, up and down and around. It’s so freaky to look at, and even freakier being the belly’s owner. Freaky but awesome. Yes. All is well in my world.

Tomorrow I go to the OB to get weighed (oh, and they check baby’s heart rate, my blood pressure, my pee, the size of my belly). I think I gained twenty pounds since last week.

Anyway, enough enough ENOUGH about me. Why am I even writing? I am NUMB, half asleep, spun…. And, now I’m just babbling to get words on the page. But, isn’t that part of the purpose of this blog? To just GET WRITING? Since you asked, yes. It is. I love to write, so sometimes I write for the sheer act of it. Like right now. Write write write write write. How’s that for stream-of-consciousness. Did you psychoanalytic types glean anything interesting about me there?

So, look at my belly — I’ve been carrying it around ALL DAY….

Just think! My brain is TEENY compared to that belly. So, how am I supposed to write anything brillers. How? It’s TEENY, my brain. Stupid arse haircut…. Hmph.

Okay, no more writing. Because, as the monkey says, it’s “SEEP TIME, GAH-NIGHT”! And, because I really have to PEE. So, I leave you with pics from today’s playdate. My friend Court and I had such a blast watching our little monkeys entertain each other in the pool while we rested our preggers arses on comfy green chairs.

These pics TOTALLY make me go…OY! It was such a sweet morning….

Want gossip? Check it — at CHEATY’S CELEBRITY GOSSIP! There’s some stuff about MOI and my post-pregnancy blogging plans there, too. I’m too tired to repeat it here right now. So tiredzzzzz.

Want MORE CHEATY? Check it — at HALEY’S PREGNANCY BLOG! Freshly updated, with chocolate.