Thursday 13 GAME: Marry OR Have a One-Night Stand With OR Throw Off Cliff

June 28, 2007 | Uncategorized

I first heard of this game on my FAVOURITE radio show, THE HOWARD STERN RADIO SHOW. Then, just the other day, I heard a relatively more PG version of the game, and I thought this would be FUN for a Thursday Thirteen.

Here’s how you play: I’m going to list 3 celebrities. Among the 3, you HAVE TO tell us who you’d marry, who you’d sleep with, and who you’d throw off a cliff. I’ll give you my answers tomorrow. Today, I want to hear yours!

Oh, and by the way, I’ve offered girl AND guy groups so everyone can play, regardless of sexual preference — of course, feel free to do both groups if you like! LOVE!

1.a) Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Britney Spears

b) John Mayer, Alec Baldwin, Kevin Federline

2.a) Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Biel

b) Clive Owen, Justin Timberlake, Jake Gyllenhaal

3.a) Oprah Winfrey, Tyra Banks, Madonna

b) Howard Stern, Donald Trump, Jay Leno

4.a) Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez, Cameron Diaz

b) Simon Cowell, Ryan Seacrest, Howie Mandel

5.a) Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Garner

b) Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp

6.a) Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Pink

b) Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell

7.a) Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Kate Beckinsale

b) Jude Law, Orlando Bloom, Ryan Gosling

8.a) Julia Roberts, Halle Berry, Reese Witherspoon

b) Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Russel Crowe

9.a) Judy Dench, Merryl Streep, Helen Mirren

b) Al Pacino, Robert Dinero, Harrison Ford

10.a) Katie Holmes, Victoria Beckham, Sienna Miller

b) Tom Cruise, John Travolta, Marc Anthony

11. GREY’S ANATOMY SPECIAL
a) Ellen Pompeo, Katherine Heigl, Kate Walsh

b) Patrick Dempsey, Eric Dane, Justin Chambers

12.a) Liza Minelli, Diana Ross, Barbara Streisand

b) Larry King, Jack Nicholson, Christopher Walken

13.a) Gwen Stefani, Avril Lavigne, Christina Aguilera

b) Luke Wilson, Owen Wilson, Jeremy Piven

21 Responses to “Thursday 13 GAME: Marry OR Have a One-Night Stand With OR Throw Off Cliff”

Chelle Y. said, June 28th, 2007 at 1:30 am

Okay, I am a “G” kind of girl, and since the majority of the men are married, I would not sleep with any of them.

However, if I was not, I would chose (to sleep with/date) Clive, Johnny, Orlando, Ryan, Patrick and Luke.

I would marry Adam and anyone else who could make me laugh.

I would throw all the rest off a cliff. Just kidding. I might push Tom Cruise, Paris, Howard, Cameron, Lize, Barbara, and Larry.

Ben Clapton said, June 28th, 2007 at 5:21 am

Man, you make it tough from the very beginning, I think I want to chuck all three of a cliff…
But oh well, here goes.
1a)Britney Spears to marry, cause I know it wouldn’t last long, Nicole Ritchie for the one night stand so that I can throw Paris off a cliff.
2a)Jessica Alba to marry, Scarlett Johannsen for the one night stand, Jessica Biel off the cliff cause I don’t know who she is.
3a)Tyra Banks for the one night stand, Madonna to marry (only for the money) and Oprah off the cliff – sorry, not really a fan.
4a) Cameron Diaz to marry, JLo for the one night stand, Paula Abdul off the cliff
5a) Angelina Jolie to marry, jennifer Garner with the one night stand, Jennifer Anniston off the cliff
6a)Marry beyonce, one night stand with pink, mariah’s heading over the cliff edge
7a)Cate Blanchett to marry, Kate Winslet with the one night stand, Kate Beckinsale is over the cliff
8a)Reese Witherspoon (No, with a knife!) to marry, Halle Berry with the one night stand, sorry Julia, you’re over the cliff
9a) Judy Dench to marry, Hellen Mirren to have a stand with, Merryl Streep’s over the cliff
10a) another one i’d like to send all three over the cliff…Sienna to marry, Katie with the one night stand, Posh is over the cliff
11a)Ellen Pompeo to marry, Katherine Heigl with a one night stand, Kate Walsh is over the cliff
12a)Diana Ross to marry, Liza Minelli to have a one night stand with, Barbara’s heading down the cliff
13a)Gwen to marry, Christina with a one night stand, Avril’s heading over the cliff edge

Good fun… though I’m a bit dissappointed that Denise Richards isn’t in there…

Zoey Castelino said, June 28th, 2007 at 9:01 am

Honestly… most of those people are going off a cliff. I’d better go find a bulldozer

Lisa said, June 28th, 2007 at 9:43 am

I think there are more than 13 there.

1a) Marry Nicole, One night with Britney, throw paris.
b) Marry John, One night with Alec, throw Kevin
2a) No strong feelings on this one, I think they’re all pretty sexy!
b)Marry Jake, one night with Clive, Throw Justin
3a)Marry oprah, one night with Madonna, throw Tyra
b)uh. Hate them all?
4a)Marry cameron, one night with Jennifer, throw paula
b)Marry simon, one night with Howie, throw Ryan
5a)Marry either Jennifer, throw Angie
b)Marry Clooney, one night with Johnny, throw Brad (that one was hard!)
6a)one night with Pink, throw the others?
b)Marry Adam, one night with will, throw Jack
7a)Marry Winslet, one night with Beckinsdale, throw Cate (I find her SO unattractive)
b)Marry Orlando, one night with Jude, throw the guy I don’t know
8a)Marry Reese (LOVE HER), one night with Halle, throw Julia (even though I like her.)
b)Marry Tom, one night with Russell
9a) Am I really only on 9???Marry Helen, throw Meryl
b)Marry harrison and uh, I d’know
10a) Ok, 10 is full of crap. I don’t like anyone on either list.
11a)I dont’ watch Gray’s Anatomy
12a)wow these are hard
13a)Marry Gwen, one night with Avril
b)Foursome?

Dan said, June 28th, 2007 at 10:12 am

This was EASY!

I’d sleep with every woman except Liza Minelli, Diana Ross and Barbara Streisand. But I wouldn’t throw them off a cliff. I’d give them a hug.

The guys? I’d throw them all off a cliff.

1964 WESTSIDE said, June 28th, 2007 at 10:27 am

I’M TOO TOO OLD TO MARRY HIM BUT A BIG HUG WOULD MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD – MY 1964 LOVE ,MARC ANTHONY. THIS IS AN INSIDE COMMENT I GUESS ONLY I understand.

Chris said, June 28th, 2007 at 10:34 am

This is going to take some good old fashioned deliberating. But for the record, I’m all for throwing Britney and Ellen Pompeo off cliffs.

Giblet said, June 28th, 2007 at 10:36 am

1. marry pari$ (divorce who soon after and retire a wealthy man). sleep with birtney. toss nicole.
2. this one is SO not fair… marry jessica biel. sleep with scarlett. toss alba (she was pretty nasty in Fantastic 4 II)
3. ew. marry madonna. sleep with tyra. toss the big ‘O’.
4. marry J-Lo. sleep with caemron. toss the jolly drunken dwarf.
5. marry jennifer aniston. sleep with angelina. toss garner.
6. marry beyonce. sleep with mariah. toss pink.
7. marry kate b. sleep with kate w. toss cate.
8. marry reese. sleep with halle. toss julia.
9. you are a sick, sick girl haley-O.
10. marry sienna. sleep with victoria. toss katie.
11. marry katherine. sleep with ellen. toss kate.
12. see # 9.
13. marry avril. sleep with christina. toss gwen.

Rebecca said, June 28th, 2007 at 10:48 am

1.B) Marry – John Mayer, although I don’t think he’s actually a great marital prospect.
Sleep with – Alec Baldwin
And over the cliff goes k-fed.
2.B) GOOD LORD!
um…..
Marry – Clive Owen.
Sleep with – Jake
Over the cliff goes Justin but with me standing at the top, crying a bit.
3. B) Marry – Jay Leno. Jay’s a GREAT husband!
Sleep with… uh…. can I throw the other two off the cliff together?
4 B) Marry – Howie.
Sleep with – Simon
Poor Ryan.
5 B) Sob.
Marry – Johnny Depp. Unless I could be the one who magically reforms George CLooney.
6. B) Marry – Jack Black
Sleep with – will ferrell
And over the cliff goes Adam with no regret from me.
7. B) Marry – Ryan Gosling
Sleep with – Jude, but only because I’d be totally shocked if Orlando, you know, likes GIRLS.
8. B) Marry – Denzel
Sleep with – Russel
And over the cliff goes Tom Hanks, the most overrated actor of our generation.
9. B) None of them. Yuck.
10. I thought nothing could be worse than Nine, but I WAS WRONG!
11. b) Marry – Eric Dane
Sleep with – uh…. Justin, I guess.
12. B) Again, too gross to even imagine.
13. B) Marry – Luke
And there aren’t enough antibiotics in the world to make me consider either of the other two.

ali said, June 28th, 2007 at 10:50 am

too much work, hales
i’ll answer #7…
i’d do Jude (of course. i’d do him over and over)
i’d dump Orlando
i’d marry Ryan. mmmm…Ryan…

Karen said, June 28th, 2007 at 10:59 am

Okay, I’m going for it. I’m 100% hetero, although it’s nice to fantasize, I think little G will only give me enough time to answer about the guys:
1) Marry -John, sleep with Alec, throw Kevin
2) Marry Clive, sleep with Jake, throw JT (sorry – he’s cute but I have to)
3) Marry Jay, sleep with Howard, throw Donald
4) Marry Howie, sleep with Ryan, toss Simon
5) This one is TOUGH! Marry George, sleep with Brad, toss Johnny, but I really don’t want to!
6) Marry Jack, sleep with Will, toss Adam
7) Marry Ryan (I know, dirty old lady), sleep with Jude, toss Orlando (bit girly for me)
Marry Denzel, sleep with Russell, toss Tom
9 )Marry Robert, sleep with Harrison, toss Al
10)None really, but if I have to, marry John, sleep with Tom, toss Marc
11) Yummm… Marry Patrick, sleep with Eric, toss Justin
12) Ugggh… but marry Christopher (although he’s pretty creepy) sleep with Jack, toss Larry
13) Marry Jeremy, sleep with Luke, toss Owen.

Whew… but that was fun!

sam said, June 28th, 2007 at 11:10 am

Way too easy and too long! LOL

At the beginning it was MUCH easier…. and I love Howie… I am still begging for Sirius.

1. Nicole Richie & John Mayer
2. Jessica Alba & Clive Owen (What I wouldn’t do to that man.)
3. Tyra & Howard
4. Jennifer Garner & Johnny Depp
5. Pink & Adam Sandler
6. Kate Beckinsale & Orlando Bloom
7. Reese Witherspoon & Russle Crowe
9. Helen Mirren & Robert DeNiro
10. Sienna Miller & Gah! John Travolta (like 20 years ago)
11 Katherine Heigl & Dempsey (I love can’t Buy Me Love!)
12. I got lost, my numbers are screwed up and I give up.

Barabra, Larry, Gwen and Luke… last ones.

I dunnno if I even did that right. *shrug*

Susan Helene Gottfried said, June 28th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

I’d throw most of those people off a cliff, but I’m afraid of what would step up to fill the void!

Bobbie said, June 28th, 2007 at 8:58 pm

Would love to be around Marc Anthony. I am a sensitive person and I can tell he has a beautiful soul and spirit. When I listen to him sing I feel happy no matter what is going on. Bobbie

Jill said, June 28th, 2007 at 9:04 pm

Haley, you are making that thing hard!!!!

Marry One night Toss
1b) Alec Kevin John
2b) the 3
3b) Jay Donald and Howard
4b)Simon Ryan Howie
5b)the 3
6b)Adam Jack and Will
7b)Orlando and Ryan Jude
8b)Denzel Russel Tom
9b)Harrison Robert Al
10b)John Tom and Marc
11b)Patrick Justin don’t know who he is
12b)Jack Christopher Larry
13b)3 of them!!
I need to get a lot of divorce to marry all of them, but I’ll be ok, you will see me often on the magasine cover!!

Jill said, June 28th, 2007 at 9:06 pm

this thing didn’t show up right!!

Anne said, June 29th, 2007 at 5:45 am

I’m with Ali on this one too much work.

And I’d rather keep my own guy.

But out of all the guys if I had to marry one it would be Tom Hanks. He seems the most down to earth, loyal and has a sense of humor.

Johnny Depp would be my one night fling. Hope he brings chocolate.

Howard Stern I’d throw off a cliff. I use to listen to Howard and LOVED him when he was on WABC radio in NY in the 80′s. He was a hoot when he was nudging the envelope but now he is just gross. He has crossed the line too many times.

Sparky Duck said, June 29th, 2007 at 12:05 pm

I always loved this darn game
1.paris=sex,nicole=marry,britt=cliff
2.alba=sex,scarlett=-marry,biel=cliff (if i have 2)
3.tyra=sex,oprah=marry.madonna=cliff
4.paula=sex,jlo=marry,cameron=cliff
5.garner=sex,aniston=marry,jolie=cliff
6.pink=sex,beyonce=marry,mariah=cliff
7.beckinsale=sex,winslett=marry,blanchett=cliff
7b.I am just going to throw Gosling off a cliff and the other two cant fight over me
8.Reece=sex,Julia=marry,Halle=cliff
9.Mirren=sex,Streep=marry,dench=cliff (she wins too much)
10.Miller=sex,Holmes=Marry, it pains me to throw Becks off a cliff, but rules are rules
11.Walsh=sex,Pompeo=marry,Heigl=cliff
12 oh this one sucks
sex=Babs,Marry=Liza,diana=cliff
13.Gwen=sex,Xtina=lots of sex in marriage,avril=cliff