Okay. So. Just got back from a girls’ night out with my girls from Urbanmoms.ca….
That BIATCH friend of mine Ali, who was the only one who remembered her camera, took all the pictures and posted them on her “Fabulous” blog before I even got to look at them. So, I’m thinking I’m justified in STEALING them — but I don’t want that NARSTY one where my boobs look SHAPELESSLY GINORMOUS (I’m going to KILL HER FOR POSTING THAT!!!), and my maternity shirt looks like utter see-through CARP (I do admit to being the WORST pregnant dresser EVAH, though… ahemCROCSahem)!
IN PAR-TIC-U-LAR, I HAD to steal this picture of me and the sexy young waiter (SYW) — it’s priceless, really:
Josh-O is kind of, erm, mad about this. He asked me how I’d feel if “he came back from Hooters and talked about the hot waitress and then you had to look at me flirting with her on the internet.” And, to that, I explained…. First of all, Grazie is NOT Hooters. Second of all, who’s going to Hooters? Third of all, DUDE, I’M PREGNANT! I’m HORMONAL! Remember last week at the hospital?: I thought “Someone”’s old white-haired SURGEON was SEXXY-HOTT! PLUS, I’m not exactly feeling my most attractive these days; so why not allow me the UTTER PLEASURE of some sweet flirty interaction with SYW?
Besides, what this picture REALLY is about, is my inability to STOP GIGGLING. When SYW took my order, I broke into hysterics. See, all the girls knew I was being a HORNDOG. And, I just sooo wanted to order my own pizza creation — a pizza that would titillate my preggo senses! But, it wasn’t so easy with SYW looking fiercely into my eyes….
ME [feverishly batting eyelashes]: Can I create my own pizza?
SYW [loving every minute of this]: Of course!
ME [now giggling uncontrollably...total goner]: Well……I LIKE BROCCOLI!
At that point, Jen Maier (VERY TALL founder of Urbanmoms.ca) and I broke into hysterics. I was laughing so hard I was crying (if you MUST…, refer to UGGERS picture of this at Ali’s Fabulous). Did you get that, though?: I’m ordering from SYW, and all I can manage is a breathless “I like broccoli”? Like, what IS that? And, SYW just made it worse every time he even LOOKED at me (like he’s doing in that picture)!
But, he was digging it! Flirty little SYW….
You see, I had him at “ILIKEBROCCOLI”……..
I did manage to order my pizza, finally: cheese, sun-dried tomato and broccoli…. Mmmmm! I ate the whole thing, of course. And, of course, I was burping away the whole night — at least my pregnancy symptoms are consistent…!
Oh! And, look who loves me no matter what I do…!
MINDEN! That big black mass is, of course, my preggo tummy!!!
….Minden was waiting at the front window for me to come home tonight. LOVE! Obsessss……
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Rebecca said, June 27th, 2007 at 6:56 am
Cute waiters are THERE TO FLIRT WITH. It is part of their job.
My cats thought that I was the best person EVER while I was pregnant, the poor things.
Giblet said, June 27th, 2007 at 7:52 am
Josh, it’s all ammunition for our urbandads knock-off site. I’ve got you back brother. I’ve got your back.
ali said, June 27th, 2007 at 8:07 am
okay…firstly, you can tell josh-o that the waiter was not even cute.
and secondly, stealer!!
mamatulip said, June 27th, 2007 at 8:12 am
Is it just me or does that waiter look like Joey Jerimiah?
lauraldawn said, June 27th, 2007 at 8:56 am
That’s hilarious! I like SYW. Very cute. And, yeah, “I like Brocolli” is not exactly the best pick up line, so I think Josh-O is safe
allie said, June 27th, 2007 at 9:52 am
too sweet!!!!!!!
Tug said, June 27th, 2007 at 10:05 am
SYW is HOT!! And tell Josh that as long as you come home to him, he benefits from it, too!
LAVENDULA said, June 27th, 2007 at 11:36 am
aww i love that pic of minden on your belly.and you flirting with the waiter how cute.now i’m off to look at Ali’s pics of everyone!
AndreAnna said, June 27th, 2007 at 11:41 am
Oh don’t be silly – you look great on both blogs!
Anne said, June 27th, 2007 at 2:37 pm
Aw poor Josh…
The thing is we all flirt with the SYWs when we are out for the night with the girls…
But then we come home to our guys.
And if our guy is lucky the SYW has made us feel all pretty and a bit “randy” and the who gets to have the fun while SYW is wiping down the tables?
Hmmmmmm.
drea said, June 27th, 2007 at 2:40 pm
soo funny!! annd yes there is a HUGEEEE differenece w/ that and josho checking out boobs and butts on hooters girls.. So he should chill. your so cute! In tha laughing pic you look to have a few tears from lauging that much
Palmtreechick said, June 27th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
MINDEN!!
And he is a SYW.
tommiea said, June 27th, 2007 at 11:55 pm
how fun to have girlfriends to get together with!
Her Bad Mother said, June 28th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Aw, shaddup, you look awesome.
Teena said, June 28th, 2007 at 8:11 pm
Sounds like a fun night out! I haven’t been to Grazie for a while … I rarely get above Queen! Ha!
Sparky Duck said, June 29th, 2007 at 11:25 am
oddly enough, this was not as funny as I thought it would be. And the picture should annoy Josh-O just because of the way SYW is looking. Yes he works for tips but sheesh
Jill said, July 2nd, 2007 at 9:53 pm
At least SYW was cute and young!! Better than those old flirty creepy waiters!!
I like broccoli!! I think I’m gonna start using that as a pick-up line!! You might be my good luck charm!!
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