Okay. So. Just got back from a girls’ night out with my girls from Urbanmoms.ca….

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That BIATCH friend of mine Ali, who was the only one who remembered her camera, took all the pictures and posted them on her “Fabulous” blog before I even got to look at them. So, I’m thinking I’m justified in STEALING them — but I don’t want that NARSTY one where my boobs look SHAPELESSLY GINORMOUS (I’m going to KILL HER FOR POSTING THAT!!!), and my maternity shirt looks like utter see-through CARP (I do admit to being the WORST pregnant dresser EVAH, though… ahemCROCSahem)!

IN PAR-TIC-U-LAR, I HAD to steal this picture of me and the sexy young waiter (SYW) — it’s priceless, really:

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Josh-O is kind of, erm, mad about this. He asked me how I’d feel if “he came back from Hooters and talked about the hot waitress and then you had to look at me flirting with her on the internet.” And, to that, I explained…. First of all, Grazie is NOT Hooters. Second of all, who’s going to Hooters? Third of all, DUDE, I’M PREGNANT! I’m HORMONAL! Remember last week at the hospital?: I thought “Someone”’s old white-haired SURGEON was SEXXY-HOTT! PLUS, I’m not exactly feeling my most attractive these days; so why not allow me the UTTER PLEASURE of some sweet flirty interaction with SYW?

Besides, what this picture REALLY is about, is my inability to STOP GIGGLING. When SYW took my order, I broke into hysterics. See, all the girls knew I was being a HORNDOG. And, I just sooo wanted to order my own pizza creation — a pizza that would titillate my preggo senses! But, it wasn’t so easy with SYW looking fiercely into my eyes….

ME [feverishly batting eyelashes]: Can I create my own pizza?
SYW [loving every minute of this]: Of course!
ME [now giggling uncontrollably...total goner]: Well……I LIKE BROCCOLI!

At that point, Jen Maier (VERY TALL founder of Urbanmoms.ca) and I broke into hysterics. I was laughing so hard I was crying (if you MUST…, refer to UGGERS picture of this at Ali’s Fabulous). Did you get that, though?: I’m ordering from SYW, and all I can manage is a breathless “I like broccoli”? Like, what IS that? And, SYW just made it worse every time he even LOOKED at me (like he’s doing in that picture)!

But, he was digging it! Flirty little SYW….

You see, I had him at “ILIKEBROCCOLI”……..

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I did manage to order my pizza, finally: cheese, sun-dried tomato and broccoli…. Mmmmm! I ate the whole thing, of course. And, of course, I was burping away the whole night — at least my pregnancy symptoms are consistent…!

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Oh! And, look who loves me no matter what I do…!

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MINDEN! That big black mass is, of course, my preggo tummy!!!

….Minden was waiting at the front window for me to come home tonight. LOVE! Obsessss……

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