Yeah, so I’m still TOTALLY excited and nervous about the new gig and the TV pics! And, yes, of course, I will tell you and show you all MORE as soon as I can. In the meantime….

Josh-O: The hats! You forgot to talk about the hat I got you for Mother’s Day.
Haley-O: Nope, didn’t. Today’s post. I gotta save up some of the good stuff, you know…? Why do you care, anyway?
JO: I dunno [half-smiles]. Just saying….
HO [singing]: You like the BLO-OG! You LOVE the BLO-OG!

Why does he care about my posting about the hats? Because he’s loving it. Don’t tell him I said so. He loves being on the blog. I can tell. So obvious. So FAB! (I am SO embarrassing him right now….) Anyway, check his new hat….

Umm, yeah. He was intent on the hat no matter what I thought. He’s been channeling his inner Brad Pit, I guess:

Actually, I really am loving it. Because Josh loves it. He’s really developing his own sense of style. One that’s VERY motivated by his new LOVE of poker. Do not ASK me about the gold chain and that OTHER hat he had on when came home from Vegas last month. Just…don’t.

At least he bought me a nice Mother’s Day hat, too! From FCUK…. It’s a bit big, but methinks melikes it….

I’m still practicing my modeling, see…even though the photo shoot’s done. I STILL have to get used to having my pics out there. I look like I’m missing a tooth in that second pic for some reason. I am not missing any teeth — just FYI.

I tried to be the best wife EVAH today. Cuz Josh’s been REALLY busy at work. I ACTUALLY cleaned the house. And, I made him his favourite dinner — Shepherd’s Pie. Well, I bought it….because I DON’T TOUCH MEAT. But, it tasted home-made, said he. AND, I made a superb salad to go with it. I even put avocado in it. The monkey LOVES salad (I know, weird!).

While Josh enjoyed his shepherd’s pie (the monkey wouldn’t TOUCH it), I enjoyed the fresh, homemade salad and made LENTILS FROM SCRATCH! How healthy am I?

Usually I buy lentils in the can. But, I was feeling ambitious. Here’s the LOVELY end product….

All it is is lentils, rice, sunflower seeds, and olive oil mixed up. SO delish and HEALTHY! Cleansing! I poured some lite tamari (aka soy) sauce on top and chowed down. And, of course, I have lots of leftovers for all y’all! LOVE!

Many of you asked about the monkey’s new coat! Here’s the front of it, as promised….

And, BONUS, check out the “NOO SOOS! NOO SOOS!” She LOVES them. She won’t wear ANY other shoes now. Ahem.

And, finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for….

WHAT HAPPENS IN MY BEDROOM WHILE YOU’RE AT WORK….

Check it!:

That bump in the middle there is not me, nor is it ANOTHER cat. It’s my body pillow — which I MUST sleep with when I’m preggers. I know, it shouldn’t be under the covers like that all day…. I was a great WIFE today, but I did a crappy job on the bed….

Look at those lazy little……… Lounging on my bed ALL DAY.

Look who’s OBSESSED with his mommy….BIG TIME. See, this is a photo of ME — of ME about to be attacked with kisses…. Sandpapery, wet, stinky kitty kisses. Awesome kisses. I love you, too, MINDEN! MEOWWW.

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