Yippee yippee! I got tagged AGAIN — by gorgeous Gwen! LOVE. Only this one was a little too intense for my state of mind right now. I really don’t want to think too much. Rephrase: I don’t want to think AT ALL. I’m way preggo hormonal. And, my head is too stuffed up and dizzy and achy, etc., to make much sense of anything. So, you’re just going to have to bear with my response to this meme-tag. (Thanks in advance….)

Here’s what I’m supposed to do: Put up a post entitled “Real Moms [insert what you do here].” Then, explain, add pictures, and tag 5 peeps. Because I’m soooo lazy right now, I chose to give you several of the little things Real Moms do, instead of one biggie. So, check it!

1. REAL MOMS get haircuts once in a blue moon (heaven forbid they should make pampering a regular thing!), and they take pictures of themselves in silly poses and post them on their blog for fun….

Like my “magnum” (bottom left)? Yes, I’m really happy with this haircut. And, I LOVED my scalp massage….Oy, note to self: do this more often.

2. REAL MOMS put stickers on their daughter’s nose and leave them there all day without her noticing (hee!)….

3. REAL MOMS love their kitties beyond

…attack their kitties with kisses…

…and let them (and any other cheaty little monkey) drink the rest of their water (grrrr…)….

4. REAL MOMS wear Lululemons…every…single…day.

6. REAL MOMS happen to LOVE the show Miss BG (help. me.)!

5. REAL MOMS think their child is the most beautiful, adorable thing in the world….

I tag 5 most excellent REAL MOMS: Ali, Fenicle, S@m, Rebecca, LD.

HAPPY FOURTH ANNIVERSARY, JOSH-O! I LOVE YOU!!! XOXO, MOI

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