I’m confused. I’m confused about me. For, why on EARTH do I LOVE this show? No. Why am ADDICTED to this show?:

HBO’s Rome. I’m in LOVE with it. I watched FOUR EPISODES IN A ROW on HBO on demand this weekend. I. Could. Not. Stop. Watching. COULD NOT. I would have watched more, but there were no episodes left. I think the next episode’s coming this week. PSYCHED!

Anyway, WHY? Why am I addicted to this show? I mean, I’m confused! I’m the type who LOVES my reality shows: The Hills, America’s Next Top Model, American Idol, Big Brother, Beauty and the Geek (I could go on and on)…. And the soaps, dramas and dramedies: The Young and the Restless, Grey’s Anatomy, Ugly Betty…. And, The Office is, like, my favourite show (not including America’s Next Top Model). See what I’m saying? I’m NOT a Rome kind of girl!

And, the GORE! I can barely watch Grey’s Anatomy because of all the blood and guts; and, YET, I can watch heads and limbs being dismembered, hands being nailed to doors, torture scenes (granted with my hands covering my eyes), etc., etc.. I just don’t GET me!

But, then again…. Let’s delve a bit deeper for a sec. One of the directors of Rome?: Tim Van Patten of Sex and the City. LOVE! And, just LOOK at this GORJ cast:


Mark Antony — The HOTTY!


Atia of the Julii — The diva par excellence!


Titus Pullo — The cool guy….


Servilia of the Junii — The ageless beauty….


Lucius Vorenus — The pillar of moral and physical strength….


Octavia of the Julii — The not-as-innocent-as-she-seems one….


Gaius Octavian — The pretty boy….


Gaia — The sexpot….


Marcus Tullius Cicero — The wise one….


Eirene — The girl next door….

See? A little something for everyone. Is it no wonder I love it, then? I mean, LOVE it….

Plus, I’m SO into art — you know, with my biz and all — and the set of Rome is unfrikkinbelievable. Apparently, it’s, like, the largest standing set in the world, with five acres of backlot and six soundstages at the famous Cinecittà Studios in Italy. So gorj.

Anyway, I’m thinking of buying the Rome shirt-and-purse combo — do you think that’s taking it a bit too far?

Nahhhhh…!