I’ve been writing so much about the monkey lately, which totally reflects what my life is like right now. I’m consumed with her…by her. I’m turning into one of those stay-at-home moms who has nothing to talk about but her children, and celebrities (oh! and, literature — been reading a lot lately — oh! and movies…and! and! art…and dance, and basketball, and CATS). Nothing. Nothing else. But, it’s okay. Because I’m happy, which means I’ve got to be doing something right. So, I’ll have you know….

….The monkey finally has a stuffed animal she loves. It’s a monkey, of course. And, she loves it almost as much as my breasts.
Yes, we’re still breastfeeLing. I could sit here judging mothers who let their 5-year-olds walk around with a pacifier, but I really shouldn’t talk: I walk around carrying a 25-pound toddler with a thumb in her mouth and a hand right down my shirt, squeezing and fondling my breasts (and, occasionally, flashing them to the world). I know people have issues with breastfeeding in public…how ’bout breastfeeLing in public? Is there a law in the works against that?
Anyway, I’m thrilled that the monkey has found a little monkey of her own to love and squeeze and need….It’s a start.
She loves her little monkey, presses it between her little knees at night, clenches it with her little fingers, kisses it, hugs it.

Also. I baked today. See?
From very rotten bananas (ew),

I made this,

which turned into…TADA!:

It’s pretty delicious, and healthy: walnuts, bananas (which the monkey calls “NEH”), olive oil, and whole wheat flour. Want some?
Update: I’ve provided the recipe in the comments!










































Teena in Toronto said, January 9th, 2007 at 12:20 am
Gimme some of that banana bread. Pleeeeeez????!!!!
tiggerprr said, January 9th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Looks and sounds wonderful!
And the Monkey’s monkey? So cute!
Heidiho said, January 9th, 2007 at 1:15 am
Love that pink monkey – Miss M. has her pony – it is a My First Pony by Baby Gund – it goes EVERYWHERE, along with her dummy grrrr.
The banana bread looks yummo – reminds me I should bake some too!
Jennifer said, January 9th, 2007 at 6:28 am
I have a breast fondler too. It all seems strange to me…ha ha.
The bread looks delicious. EEeeemmmm.
Jennifer
lauraldawn said, January 9th, 2007 at 8:42 am
Your banana bread looks delish. And, funny, that you put it in a fancy display case like in a coffee shop. How gourmet of you!
So, the monkey (toy) looks like my son’s hippo – which is the only toy he’s ever been really attached to. I’ll try to take a picture. It’s hilarious. And, isn’t that sweet. I love it.
ali said, January 9th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
ah…the monkey has a monkey.
perhaps i should get my bunny a bunny??!
Melissa R. Garrett said, January 9th, 2007 at 1:10 pm
My Bridget is BIG TIME into my boobs (she’s still a ferocious nurser at 18 months)! The other day when she saw a picture of my husband she, of course, said “Daddy!” But what did she say upon seeing a picture of me? “Boob!” Wow, I feel so . . . appreciated
Rebecca said, January 9th, 2007 at 4:06 pm
My nursing toddler was a big ol’ breast fondler, too. One of the nice things about weaning was no longer having my boobs constantly exposed in public.
Our Baby calls bananas “bababas.”
mamatulip said, January 9th, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Yes, I want some and I want the recipe too.
(Seriously. Would you mind emailing me the recipe?)
Tug said, January 9th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Would LOVE some banana bread, thankssomuch for asking!!
Isn’t it FUN to watch kids “baby their babies”? Too cute…they’re so loving & caring (which they learn from their mamas you know). Too too cute…
Haley-O said, January 9th, 2007 at 4:56 pm
Here’s the recipe!!! (I am also emailing it out to those who’ve asked) — it’s from Dr. Weil’s book, *Eating Well for Optimum Health*, so you know it’s healthy!:
Banana Bread
Ingredients:
4-5 very ripe bananas (make it 5! I used 4, and it needs more);
3/4 cup honey, liquefied in microwave (30 seconds);
1/4 cup light olive oil;
2 teaspoons vanilla extract;
2 cups whole-wheat pastry flour, sifted;
2 teaspoons baking soda;
3/4 cup walnuts, chopped.
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F;
2. Mash the bananas thoroughly and mix well with honey, olive oil, and vanilla extract;
3. Mix separately the sifted flour, baking soda, and walnuts;
4. Blend the dry ingredients into the wet ones, stirring until just mixed;
5. Put the batter into a nonstick 8-inch-square baking pan and bake for 45-60 minutes until a knife inserted in the centre comes out clean. Remove from oven, let cool slightly, and remove from pan.
Serves 9.
Calories 339
Fat 12.5g (31% calories from fat)
Saturated fat 1.5g
Protein 7g
Carbohydrate 56g
Cholesterol 0mg
Sodium 283mg
Fiber 5g
Nutritional benefits: Monounsaturated fat; omega-3 fatty acids from walnuts; micronutrients.
Enjoy!!!
Amanda said, January 9th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
Mmmm…will have to try the banana bread! Sounds yummy.
That is SO awesome that the monkey has a monkey to cuddle! It is a breakthrough, isn’t it? Jess has 2 favs, a small Paddington bear who we call Paddy and a soft dolly. She cannot go to bed without them. There was a time, when she was younger, that she couldn’t go anywhere without them. It’s so awesome how toys like that can provide them with such comfort.
s@m said, January 9th, 2007 at 8:34 pm
LOL at the breatfeeLing… maybe pinkMonkey will change that? Here’s to hoping!
Bread looks fab!!! Yum!
mrsmogul said, January 9th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Sometimes we watch Curious George but I dont think Baby Mogul understands..anyway I am a vegan banana bread chef!! I use egg replacer and soy products!
Beth said, January 9th, 2007 at 10:26 pm
Mia calls bananas “lala” which is also what she calls Elmo. It’s all about context.
Shroom Monkey said, January 11th, 2007 at 8:53 am
Oh course, Monkeys are the best!!!! my baby girl does the same breastfeeling thing… if I am sitting in front of the computer she pops up on my lap and next thing I know I got a hand down my shirt feelin around…. why, I have no idea???? keep discouraging her, I guess…
Jenny said, January 14th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
I have a breastfeeler too. I’m ust minding my own business when suddenly someone’s hand is down my shirt.
I feel like I’m back in high school