It’sgrandma (my mother) took the monkey to…ew…are you ready? McDonalds. The other grandmas were going there with their little monkeys after Bubby-and-Me class. So, when it’sgrandma begged me to let her and the monkey join them there, how could I say no?

Anyway, the monkey came home from McDonalds clutching this:

Does ANYONE know what this is?

Does it help if I tell you it glows?:

Whatever it is, the monkey was obsessed with it for an entire day. It smelled like french fries (HURL), and gave me the heebie-jeebbies. It gave Tigger the heebie-jeebies, too:

But that didn’t stop me from putting it on top of her and taking pictures:

I also placed it on top of MAAAAARRRRGE:

And, on top of Minden:

(Yes, since you asked, I will be excitedly submitting these pictures to this fab site.)

The monkey played with That Thing all afternoon.

Finally, she got thirsty and bored of it and scootched away on her own….

As promised on my other site, I will not drink Chai Teas EVAH again. Pinkie swear. They’re destroying my diet and self-esteem.

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