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	<title>Comments on: The Monkey&#8217;s Morning Ritual</title>
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		<title>By: Heidiho</title>
		<link>http://cheatymonkey.com/index.php/2006/10/13/the-monkeys-morning-ritual/comment-page-1/#comment-1894</link>
		<dc:creator>Heidiho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 05:45:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hiya, Haley (I love doing that!) - want to comment on the jeans thing - GOOD ON YOU!!! Sadly, I have 2 pairs of Banana Republic jeans sitting in my wardrobe at home in size 6 (shock, horror) waiting for my old body to return from the clutches of the Body Snatchers.

All I can say is Thank God for stretchy denim - but I hate low rise on my stretch mark-ridden tummy...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hiya, Haley (I love doing that!) &#8211; want to comment on the jeans thing &#8211; GOOD ON YOU!!! Sadly, I have 2 pairs of Banana Republic jeans sitting in my wardrobe at home in size 6 (shock, horror) waiting for my old body to return from the clutches of the Body Snatchers.</p>
<p>All I can say is Thank God for stretchy denim &#8211; but I hate low rise on my stretch mark-ridden tummy&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Heidiho</title>
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		<dc:creator>Heidiho</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:18:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hi Haley - I see there is another Heidi in here, I&#039;m the one who posts in Ali&#039;s blogs.

Love your blog, you are very entertaining (also love celeb gossip too).

Your daughter is gorgeous and adorable - I love the fact that you never give your baby/toddler daughter a haircut so you can just let it curl and grow.

Love the pics - Princess Miranda does the same thing in the a.m. while I have a shower before going to work. Too cute!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi Haley &#8211; I see there is another Heidi in here, I&#8217;m the one who posts in Ali&#8217;s blogs.</p>
<p>Love your blog, you are very entertaining (also love celeb gossip too).</p>
<p>Your daughter is gorgeous and adorable &#8211; I love the fact that you never give your baby/toddler daughter a haircut so you can just let it curl and grow.</p>
<p>Love the pics &#8211; Princess Miranda does the same thing in the a.m. while I have a shower before going to work. Too cute!!</p>
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		<title>By: Haley-O</title>
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		<dc:creator>Haley-O</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Done. Put em in just last night. The monkey still hasn&#039;t noticed they&#039;re there. ;)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Done. Put em in just last night. The monkey still hasn&#8217;t noticed they&#8217;re there. <img src='http://cheatymonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: butchie</title>
		<link>http://cheatymonkey.com/index.php/2006/10/13/the-monkeys-morning-ritual/comment-page-1/#comment-1848</link>
		<dc:creator>butchie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Oct 2006 02:47:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You better get some plug gaurds in those outlets.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You better get some plug gaurds in those outlets.</p>
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		<title>By: The Cheaty Monkey</title>
		<link>http://cheatymonkey.com/index.php/2006/10/13/the-monkeys-morning-ritual/comment-page-1/#comment-1816</link>
		<dc:creator>The Cheaty Monkey</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Oct 2006 02:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Every evening, after dinner and a bath, Josh-O (if he&#8217;s home) and I read to the monkey, offer her milk, brush her teeth. This gives us family time and good book time, since, as you know, the monkey loves her books&#8230;. At 8 o&#8217;clock, Josh kisses her good night. I pick her up and take her to her room. Shut her door all the way. Turn off the light. Total darkness (a must, because this does not work at nap time!). Stand in front of her crib, still holding her. Sing a lullaby, or two&#8230;.Kiss kiss. And, then I lay her down. Immediately, the monkey presses the button on her Fisher Price Ocean Wonders Aquarium &#8212; the best invention since Reality TV &#8212; and falls asleep! Ahhhhhhh&#8230;me time! [...]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[...] Every evening, after dinner and a bath, Josh-O (if he&#8217;s home) and I read to the monkey, offer her milk, brush her teeth. This gives us family time and good book time, since, as you know, the monkey loves her books&#8230;. At 8 o&#8217;clock, Josh kisses her good night. I pick her up and take her to her room. Shut her door all the way. Turn off the light. Total darkness (a must, because this does not work at nap time!). Stand in front of her crib, still holding her. Sing a lullaby, or two&#8230;.Kiss kiss. And, then I lay her down. Immediately, the monkey presses the button on her Fisher Price Ocean Wonders Aquarium &#8212; the best invention since Reality TV &#8212; and falls asleep! Ahhhhhhh&#8230;me time! [...]</p>
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		<title>By: UrbanDaddy</title>
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		<dc:creator>UrbanDaddy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 18:50:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>How is it that women can be size 0, but men cannot?  Is it really because no man desires to size 0, or we are just way more practical in our sizing, where anything between 30 and 38 is considered acceptable - depending on your height?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>How is it that women can be size 0, but men cannot?  Is it really because no man desires to size 0, or we are just way more practical in our sizing, where anything between 30 and 38 is considered acceptable &#8211; depending on your height?</p>
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		<title>By: Amanda</title>
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		<dc:creator>Amanda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>It&#039;s all about little ones and books--love it, love it, love it!  Right now, the Bunny has her favourite book to look at during her milk drinking before bed.  It is a non-fiction book about the seasons and different activities children (much older than her) can engage in during each season.  I have no clue what the fascination with this book is, but she loves it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s all about little ones and books&#8211;love it, love it, love it!  Right now, the Bunny has her favourite book to look at during her milk drinking before bed.  It is a non-fiction book about the seasons and different activities children (much older than her) can engage in during each season.  I have no clue what the fascination with this book is, but she loves it!</p>
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		<title>By: Bostick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Bostick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 19:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, I emailed you a photo of my daughter doing the exact same thing! Awesome..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, I emailed you a photo of my daughter doing the exact same thing! Awesome..</p>
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		<title>By: Michelle</title>
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		<dc:creator>Michelle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:15:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sycophant is a great word.  Right up there with pedantic. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sycophant is a great word.  Right up there with pedantic. <img src='http://cheatymonkey.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Shoshana</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shoshana</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Oct 2006 00:06:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s great that she loves to read early. My kids loves books. They start out by eating it. 

Your&#039;s great, she&#039;s reading it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s great that she loves to read early. My kids loves books. They start out by eating it. </p>
<p>Your&#8217;s great, she&#8217;s reading it.</p>
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