Almost there. It’s Detox Day 7. This is by far the hardest day. Tomorrow, I start adding foods back into my meager repertoire. Yes. Hallelujah. I knowwwww.

So, you won’t believe how excited I am for my breakfast: brown rice with raisins, cinnamon and cardamom (and a supplement shake, of course.) Mmmmmm….I’m salivating already. And, look how creative — I’m making a (semi) decent meal out of NOTHING.

Bitches! (not you. I mean, just in general.)

I’ve been in a bad mood all day. I think it’s part of the detox. I’ve, like, cried. My mom even said, “you look so sad.” I know it’s the detox. I was sad because I kept thinking about how shitty things are in the world. How all I want out of “Heaven” (if there is one) is everything I have, everyone I have around me in my life, MINUS all the shitty things in the world, and all the little to-dos. Life without anxiety, without anything to be anxious about, is my official definition of heaven. And, yes, lots of love and happiness. With no boundaries. No obstacles. No flipping anxiety. I know: deep thoughts. Stuff you think about when you’re in HELL!

The sucky thing about the detox is that I can’t even eat my feelings away. I have to deal with them. (So, maybe not so sucky?) Cry them out. Hence all the crying today. About every. little. thing. Must be part of the detox process. Part of my purification. Makes sense, no?

Anyway, if you want to perk up a girl who “looks so sad,” go check out my Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip. There’s lots of gossip there. It’s funnn! Even though I suck right now.

By the way, thank you so much for your support throughout this detox. And, to answer a lot of your comments: “No, I’m not that strong. I paid for this detox. That’s my motivation. It’s money in the drain if I don’t do it. And that would mean a seriously displeased hubby!” xo Haley-O

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