Mooooo, Gorgeouses!

I’m out here in sunny COUNTRY land. Well, not so sunny — but more on all that at Cheaty Monkey! Anyhoot, you came here to see if you WON one of Conair’s new Infiniti Nano Silver Hair Straighteners! And, oh, how I wish you could ALL be winners because I so totally love you…. But, if it’s not this contest, you’ll win the next. I got lots great contests lined up! Anyway, CHECK IT!!!

Congratulations to the winners!!!

Thanks to everyone who participated! xoxo Haley-O


Need an AMAZING hair straightener, Gorgeouses? I was privileged enough to get my very own ADVANCED copy of Conair’s new INFINITY NANO SILVER to review, and I LOVED IT! Cheaty highly recommended it OVER HERE…. Go on, check it! There are funny-looking pics of me there. Don’t worry, go on OVER THERE. I’ll wait right here for you to come back. Yeah, I’ll just sit here and twiddle my square thumbs, or, better yet, fondle my SOFT, FRESHLY STRAIGHTENED LOCKS….. Mmmmm…. Niiice.

So, lovely GORGEOUSES, I have TWO INFINITY NANO SILVER hair straighteners to give away!

All you have to do is tell me what your FAVOURITE hair product is in the comments. It can be shampoo or hairspray or brushes, accessories, even just tips. Like sleeping in braids! If I were 10 years old, my tip would be to sleep in braids to get that freshly permed look EVERYONE is going for…ahem….

RULES OF THE CONTEST?: There ARE NO RULES. Even people who are remotely related to me or the peeps at CONAIR can apply! Even people who have won previous contests can apply (lucky byotches)! Oh, but, of course, only one comment per Gorgeous.

I’ll let Monkey open the contest: “SET READY GO!!!!!”

The contest will be open until 6pm Sunday, August 3rd. GOOD LUCK!


Hi Gorgeouses,

I can’t believe I’m posting this video. I look like A NIGHTMARE. I’d just rolled out of bed after an afternoon of sleeping off some brutal sunstroke. I obviously did NOT even brush my hair…. And, I’m totally puffy for some reason — in every sense of the word…. Let’s just put it this way: I don’t look like someone who should be doling out beauty tips!!!!!! But, enjoy! And, congrats to the winners!!!


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Those boobs? The reason I CANNOT WAIT to stop nursing. 3 more months to go! Eeek!

Thank you so much to PURE AND SIMPLE for the very generous prizes!

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